The dangers of masturbation

[Cosine]

http://www.herbolove.com/library/resource/overmas/fatal.asp

Shit, I'm doomed

 

[Chin]

every guy is!

 

[vin_seek]

i hope that's a joke

 

[thighspy]

You are doomed if you stop and doomed if you don't

Masturbation???
I know i am doomed.
I had more hair on my right hand,then on my head,so i had the skin transplanted to my scalp-but is now falling out again.
My eyeballs are just kept in their sockets by thick coke bottle bottom glasses.I now perfected the art of jacking off with my left hand-and if i were a skeetshoter ,i could hit both houses off of #4 station on a good day in a strong wind.
But all in all i blame my poor spelling on to much jacking off,and the curvature of my spine sometimes interferes with my sexual activities making missionary almost impossible on a Tuesday---wait do i get any Pussy on a Tuesday---forgot i think--you see what happens when a guy piddles around to much???


Life is too short to hurry.

 

[notdedyet]

That link is to a load of dingo's kidneys.
Now for the bad news:
A dependency on masturbation can lead to a desensitization
of the penis which can lead to a dependancy on masturbation.

 

[SirLickheralot]

Is it any wonder that the White House has decided a War on Masturbation is necessary

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

 

[CyberGoth]

ok

 

[bigmoe69er]

Notdedyet and Cosine

Masturbation DOES NOT lead to desensitization of the penis unless the penis is brutally abused. YES, Cosine played a joke on us.
---Dr. Moe

 

[Shallow Throat]

Click on the See our Masterbation Study link just below the story...it's an old gag

http://www.herbolove.com/library/resource/overmas/study.asp

 

[lickrolaine]

Just till I need glasses

I promise to stop when I need glasses,honest,lmao


Dani,what strength are those spare glasses,mmmmm

 

[Alucard]

actually doing it prevents cancer

 

[Meridian]

Keep your hands behind your back and let me do it for you, then it is not masturbation it is just plain fun sex and if your vision goes fuzzy enjoy the sensation.......

Dani(I always have a spare pair of glasses available)

I gotta say... I'm beginning to really like Dani's sense of humour. I think I need to pay her a visit soon.

 

[guyoncognito69]

well the things could be true, i'm a pornographer, i spank it daily, and after 5 years, well, i got some fuct up symptoms like that, vision's fine tho, but, while they claim it's from lack of certian hormones, underproductions, whatever, it's most likely a result of the depression that goes along with it, which is a proven fact. I guess i need to get laid
anyone recommend an asian GFE?