The Ask An-Overweight-Balding-Guy Thread.

[a 1 player]

Since nothing is going on these days in the lounge (except the mutliple threads on 'Ask a hooker, ask a stripper and ask a client - really boys and girls, let it go), I offer you the Ask an overweight balding guy thread.

This is the place to ask those questions you've always wanted to ask your friendly OBG but never got the balls to ask. Be polite and respectful, and you may get an honest answer, free of charges. Be an ass, and you may get sarcasm or be ignored.

Of course, all OBG's on board are welcome to contribute their personal take on the questions asked.

Leave your question at the beep.

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[spankingman]

So George ,what are you doing with your life these days? Did you ever become an architect? I bumped into Jerry and Elaine yesterday and they mentioned you in passing and said you are STILL living with your parents Frank and Estelle???? C'mon man your 51 years old!!!!!!!

I know most women don't go for short stocky bald men that live with their parents but there HAS to be SOMEONE out there for you. Afterall you work for a great company THE NEW YORK YANKEE'S Do you have a bigger better office at the new park????

Keep in touch George things will get better as they can't get worse so they say.

KOSMO

 

[Rockslinger]

Is it true that "OBG's" are babe magnets ? If yes, does it help or hurt to also wear a black leather jacket with "Hell's Angel Hitman" printed on the back?

 

[Cycleguy007]

Is it true tha "OBG's" are babe magnets ? If yes, does it help or hurt to also wear a black leather jacket with "Hell's Angel Hitman" printed on the back?

And a Coor's Light baseball cap!

 

[Rockslinger]

And a Coor's Light baseball cap!

Nice try, 2 Wheel Guy, but I give out free autographed "Coors Light" baseball caps only to the ladies.

 

[smylee52]

Can you do this ?

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[a 1 player]

At what age did you first notice your hair loss?

At about 25 years old.

 

[RayFinkel]

How many chairs have you broken?

 

[a 1 player]

Is it true that "OBG's" are babe magnets ? If yes, does it help or hurt to also wear a black leather jacket with "Hell's Angel Hitman" printed on the back?

I would by no means call myself a babe magnet, but I do ok with the ladies. Thank god my personality is able to make up for my genetic shortcomings. I do own a black leather jacket, but frankly I find the patches to be 'not my style'.

 

[a 1 player]

How many chairs have you broken?

Not as many as the number of times you have been banned.

Welcome back.

 

[RayFinkel]

 

[pencilneckgeek2]

Welcome back, Ray !

 

[roadhog]

Is it true that "OBG's" are babe magnets ?

Yes, they constantly flock to me at the SC.

 

[roadhog]

And a Coor's Light baseball cap!

AND the hawaiian shirt, manpris, and flip-flops.

 

[Carrie Moon]

Ray's back! Ray's got back.. umm. Ray's got a hairy back.

 

[herames]

for how fat you are...can you see your pee pee ..when you whee whee?
...do SP's/Mpa's charge you more by the pound!?

 

[Dewalt]

Great idea for a forum!

Q1: how does escrow work?

Q2: when you realize you are big enough to beat up your father - is that when you become a man?

Thanks!

 

[amber-jade]

is is hard to wash you own ass ?

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[2k5]

can you get laid without paying for it ?

 

[a 1 player]

for how fat you are...can you see your pee pee ..when you whee whee?

Perhaps you don't read so well, I said overweight, not obese. I can see my penis just fine thanks.

...do SP's/Mpa's charge you more by the pound!?

Nope, never have. I have only been denied service once due to my weight, (and looks and age), but that was by a girl who was presumably on her first day on the job. After two weeks, I never saw anymore advertisements from her.

Q1: how does escrow work?

I have no idea what that is, and frankly I'm too lazy at the moment to Google it.

Q2: when you realize you are big enough to beat up your father - is that when you become a man?

Perhaps that is a question you might be better answering yourself. I have never been in a fight in my entire adult life that has not been in a boxing ring, apart from once when a group of kids was attempting to mug me. I became a man at about 17 years old when I lived on the streets and was homeless, and I had to fend for myself.

is is hard to wash you own ass ? [/B}

Nope, not at all.

can you get laid without paying for it ?

Absolutely, I have 'almost' never had a problem with it, getting laid is perhaps one of the easiest things to do. It boggles my mind thinking that there are so many people who seem to have trouble with it.