The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[Hiding]

Almost lost an eye once when I brought a dancer to orgasm as her right leg shot up and just missed my left eye.

At least your semi-loss of sight would have been in honour of fighting the good fight.

 

[pokerdude]

Best thread ever. This is insight that I only usually get after several sessions with a girl and we're just shooting the shit.

 

[Rockslinger]

At least your semi-loss of sight would have been in honour of fighting the good fight.

I suppose there are worst ways to lose one's eye. Seriously, that was a close call. I can still hear the swooshing sound as her heel barely missed my face. Can't you ladies control your limbs when you are orgasming (is this a word?) ?

 

[Hiding]

Can't you ladies control your limbs when you are orgasming (is this a word?) ?

Not if you're doing it right.

 

[ebhobbs]

What is the most # of orgasms have you ladies had in one session?

 

[centreofmass]

One thing that never ceases to amaze me is the number of guys who claim to have never tasted their own jizz. Really???

Jenn, I can say with certainty that I have NEVER tasted my own cum, nor have I ever had the urge to try it. That's why I ask the ladies how it tastes, and so far, they have all said that it tastes great!
Of course, I would love to also get your opinion

Btw, excellent thread! The best thread yet, on terb.

 

[amber-jade]

you are so tiny AJ you can fit almost anywhere.. so convenient

if i don't fit, just pull me in harder


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[BallzDeep]

Can you tell when your pussy stinks?

Is it hard not to comment in one of your reviews, difficult to take if there's critisisms?

How did your first anal go, hurt, or have you tried?

Do you look for reviews of yourself and maybe even disappointed if there aren't many?

Do many of the girls read TERB but are just lurkers?

For the bi ladies, if you were cut off for a month and were horny as fuck, who would you choose, girl or guy. Is the attraction the same for both?

How often is sex on your mind?

 

[toughb]

As you wish...

Fuck. How come everyone else but me is getting the weirdos? I like weirdos, but I almost never get any. *pout*

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[Hiding]

Can you tell when your pussy stinks?

I'd like to think I can but I wouldn't know if there were times I didn't catch it. From feedback I'd think I'm very good about it.

Is it hard not to comment in one of your reviews, difficult to take if there's critisisms?

Its hard to answer without seeming like you're advertising. Usually I just say thank you because they tend to be very gentlemanly and flattering.

How did your first anal go, hurt, or have you tried?

It hasn't! I've tried to take something up there but my anatomy simply won't like me without being way too uncomfortable for pleasure. Not that I'm going to stop trying...

Do you look for reviews of yourself and maybe even disappointed if there aren't many?

Reviews are a double-edged sword. I like hearing that someone had a great time but sometimes I feel like I put myself personally into the session and its a little strange having all the graphic details of the encounter on the internet for anyone with a handle to see.

Do many of the girls read TERB but are just lurkers?

Most girls have handles, some lurk occasionally, and the vast majority don't post for fear of seeming like they're advertising.

For the bi ladies, if you were cut off for a month and were horny as fuck, who would you choose, girl or guy.

I'm not sure if I'm fully bi, but definitely a guy. Not that I'd let myself get cut off for a month (what, like a chastity belt? Hmmm....). I think girls are incredibly incredibly sexually attractive, but once I have them undressed I'm always a little confused as to what to do, exactly: where's the dick? Is oral intercourse REALLY sex? It feels like foreplay. And there's nothing for me to swallow at the end? I'm never fully satisfied by a woman, no matter how many times I try.

 

[Hiding]

How often is sex on your mind?

Sex or some aspect of it, nearly all the time. Mostly fantasies or aware of how attracted I'd be if only the [prof, banker, waiter, man walking his dog, security guard, ...] threw me down and ...

 

[Celia]

Doug Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy "trilogy". Hands down. Never fails. Read it again and again and again and again.

 

[Rockslinger]

Sex or some aspect of it, nearly all the time.

This will decline as you get older. I use to think of sex 100% of the time, now it is only 97%.

 

[BallzDeep]

Sex or some aspect of it, nearly all the time. Mostly fantasies or aware of how attracted I'd be if only the [prof, banker, waiter, man walking his dog, security guard, ...] threw me down and ...

I agree about your bi analyis, I think most girls in the industry pretend to be bi because it sounds cool or might add to their personna and make guys fantasize more about them. I think few are and would much rather have a cock inside them.

Just like Lindsay Lohan pretending to be a dyke, ya right.

 

[Carrie Moon]

if i don't fit, just pull me in harder

damn AJ.. love the new profile pic

 

[Carrie Moon]

hey AJ.. got another pair of shoes to show ya... and a spot for you

 

[amber-jade]

hey AJ.. got another pair of shoes to show ya... and a spot for you

MY GOD you have huge boobs : )))


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[GDLLover]

By a few SP's I have been told I was so hot, or I was the best at certain positions (usually right after her real orgasm - certainly felt real anyways), is she just saying this to boost my moral/experience or is it genuine?

 

[Carrie Moon]

MY GOD you have huge boobs : )))

lol.. yup..

 

[Carrie Moon]

By a few SP's I have been told I was so hot, or I was the best at certain positions (usually right after her real orgasm - certainly felt real anyways), is she just saying this to boost my moral/experience or is it genuine?

depends on the SP. I don't say things I don't mean like that.. and most of the girls I've met are the same way. I think you can tell when someone's being insincere.. kind of like the girls who say hi enthusiastically when you go into a retail store.