The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

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Hey SP/MPA gals...would you say you are good with saving money? or are you good at spoiling yourself rotten....you deserve too with all the BullPooh yah deal with day to day
 

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diverdown said:
Literally and figuratively, did you just call yourself a 'tight ass' Gen? (okay maybe just literally...and there's nothing wrong with that)
Fuck, my secret is out. Yes, I'm a tight ass. But a cute one, if I may say so myself.

diverdown said:
Do terb members identify themselves as such? If yes what percentage of your clients have done so. (I'll go first...I do not) Does it make a difference if you know it is someone from terb? (not in services, just in your comfort level)
Some do, some don't, and I have no idea of how many do or don't. But given the noticeable impact in the few days following a good review being put out on the board, I would say that there are a lot of clients that are silent member of the board.

I really don't mind whether they tell me or not. Maybe because so far, I haven't had any self-identified Terbites trying to use their terb membership as a form of pressure or blackmail. Maybe also because if they are terbites, they most likely know that I'm an active and somewhat outspoken member, and it might not seem as the brightest move to try to blackmail me with threat of bad reviews or something of the sort.

There is something to be said about being able to put a face on a handle (especially if it's someone you've have had fun interacting with on Terb), but I also completely understand and respect those who play by the Fight Club rule. I never ask if a client is on Terb, but after hearing some horror stories from clients, I have directed a few to the board. A few acted overtly surprised: "a review board, who would have thought?!" (busted: you're a terbite!), but most seemed to genuinely not know about it and were thankful for the tip.
 

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How much are you willing to pay me for my services? I typically allow MSOG, but YMMV :p
 

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herames said:
Hey SP/MPA gals...would you say you are good with saving money? or are you good at spoiling yourself rotten....you deserve too with all the BullPooh yah deal with day to day
I've never been as good as I'd like to be at saving money, but I think I actually got better at it once I started making enough money to be able to save some (or invest it in important rather than frivolous expenses, such as paying back my tuition loans before I get out of school and the interests start adding up).

The first few months I started, I did spent most of the money I made in indulging myself, but after years of being dirt poor, I think it was a much needed investment in my sanity. But I became more reasonable about it as time passed.

I still probably spend too much of my earnings on spoiling people around me, but I believe in pay back: treat people around you well, and when the day comes that you need help, they are going to be there for you. Plus, I like people around me to be happy, and it makes me happy to make them happy, so everybody win.

One thing that I find hard to be reasonable about are expenses that I can justify as "work related": heels, lingerie, dressed up clothing, etc. I probably don't need that extra pair of gorgeous heels, but if I can tell myself that it's for work, it's much easier to justify buying them. Doesn't help that I have a shoe fetish.
 

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genintoronto said:
Butt a cute one, if I may say so myself.
Butt edited for relivance and I don't think you are the only one who has said that.

genintoronto said:
Some do, some don't. given the noticeable impact in the few days following a good review being put out on the board, I would say that there are a lot of clients that are silent member of the board.
Suspected as much....having been far more silent at times myself. Also seems to speak well of the boards relivance.

genintoronto said:
I really don't mind whether they tell me or not. I'm an active and somewhat outspoken member, and it might not seem as the brightest move to try to blackmail me.
Bright terbites.....hmmmm? Okay but it's a stretch sometimes. (present company included)

genintoronto said:
There is something to be said about being able to put a face on a handle (especially if it's someone you've have had fun interacting with on Terb), but I also completely understand and respect those who play by the Fight Club rule.
Cool and as always thank you for the response.
 

herames

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genintoronto said:
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One thing that I find hard to be reasonable about are expenses that I can justify as "work related": heels, lingerie, dressed up clothing, etc. I probably don't need that extra pair of gorgeous heels, but if I can tell myself that it's for work, it's much easier to justify buying them. Doesn't help that I have a shoe fetish.
just like a mechanic justifying super duper tools to get the job done(which they get carried away with)...its all good...I'm all for the "Candy Wrapping"
 

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Inferno said:
How much are you willing to pay me for my services? I typically allow MSOG, but YMMV.
No, no, no. You got it all wrong. You are paying the modest hourly rate for the privilege of feeling like The Man for making me cum. No refund if you can't, but I won't expect a tip either. ;)
 

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genintoronto said:
No, no, no. You got it all wrong. You are paying the modest hourly rate for the privilege of feeling like The Man for making me cum. No refund if you can't, but I won't expect a tip either. ;)
do you give receipts!? ..hehe
 

herames

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genintoronto said:
No, but I'm happy to give you references.
:)
whats the sickest thing you were requested!?..any guy offer to buy your used feminine hygiene products from your monthly visit!?...(sorry ..devilish me...craves shock value..hehe)
 

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Kyra_to said:
Pokerdude - SPOC has a lot of information about the decriminalization vs. legalization efforts specific to Canada, if you've never seen the site perhaps taking a look at it might also be a benefit.

http://www.spoc.ca/
I thumbed through it but will have a better look when I get a chance after work.

It would be wonderful to have the biz decriminalized and I do understand the difference. It's a lot like when I explain to my US friends that weed is not legal but not really proscecuted unless you have large amounts. I've had friends stopped with a bit of weed here (well Montreal) and the cops just let them go. In the US any amount of weed and I think it's a felony.

You gals know I'm on your side and am all for making things safer for the provider and client.
 

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genintoronto said:
No, no, no. You got it all wrong. You are paying the modest hourly rate for the privilege of feeling like The Man for making me cum. No refund if you can't, but I won't expect a tip either.
I might be inclined to p(l)ay along if, in addition to making me feel like The Man for making you cum, you could also incorporate the following theatrical illusions:

- making me believe I have one of those big porno cocks, of which I'm so obviously envious. Screaming, gagging and - best of all - fainting would work wonders for my ego;

- making me believe that our session is really about the mind-blowing orgasms I'm about to dextrously give you, rather than the crisp brown notes peeking out of the open envelope on the end table;

- making me believe that I'm really attractive, charming and desirable, instead of the despicable ogre I see shaving in the mirror every day.

I know, I know - it's a thespian challenge worthy of Meryl Streep.

The question is: Are you up for it? ;)
 

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Not sure if it was asked but have you ever been called for an appointment and the client was somebody that you knew in your civilian life?

The reason I ask is that I ran into a univeristy friend's sister who was just in the biz for a little bit. I was mortified but it worked out.
 

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herames said:
:)
whats the sickest thing you were requested!?..any guy offer to buy your used feminine hygiene products from your monthly visit!?...(sorry ..devilish me...craves shock value..hehe)
As I've said earlier on in the thread, I don't seem to be getting as much weirdos as some other girls do -- which is a shame since I like weirdos.

The most ew-inducing request I got was to lick a cum-sicle that a client had made from saving and freezing his cum in a homemade 'popsicle'. No, I didn't lick it.

I think I am also quite open-minded about fetishes and deviant sexuality (within the limits of consentuality, ie, no children, no animals, no dead corpses, everyone involved knowingly and enthusiastically so): not much out there that can shock me. I am often amazed at the creativity and imagination of the human mind when it comes to sexuality, but more in a "wow, how did he thought about this?" than in a "ew, that's fucking gross/sick/disgusting". And while there are quite a few things that I have absolutely no interest or desire to engage in (either for lack of makes-me-wet factor, or because of the risks involved, and sometimes because it's against my politics), I really could care less if someone gets their rocks off by inserting funny thing in their pee-pee while watching someone play with their poop dressed up in a furry costume. I also don't believe in making people feel bad about what gives them a boner/makes them wet (again, within the limits of safe, sane, and consentual).
 
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