The Ask-A-Drunk Thread
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wheres waldo ?
If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound ?
Whats the meaning of life ?
If animals could talk what would they say ?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers ?
If grass is a living organism then why do we walk all over it ?
Whats on the dark side of the moon ?
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?
If you wash wool it shrinks, then when it rains why dont sheep shrink ?
Is the universe infinite ?
If someone gets hit by a speeding train and dies instantly, do they feel anything ?
couldnt any question be unanswerable if its never been asked ?
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If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound ?
Whats the meaning of life ?
If animals could talk what would they say ?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers ?
If grass is a living organism then why do we walk all over it ?
Whats on the dark side of the moon ?
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?
If you wash wool it shrinks, then when it rains why dont sheep shrink ?
Is the universe infinite ?
If someone gets hit by a speeding train and dies instantly, do they feel anything ?
couldnt any question be unanswerable if its never been asked ?
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wheres waldo ? 229 First Street
If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound ? Yes unless the woods is in a vaccum
Whats the meaning of life ? We are here for eachother
If animals could talk what would they say ? They can talk we just don't know how to listen
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers ? Never in public
If grass is a living organism then why do we walk all over it ? to get to the other side
Whats on the dark side of the moon ? No lights
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle ? Air is the catalyst
If you wash wool it shrinks, then when it rains why dont sheep shrink ? They do. We just shrink at the same rate
Is the universe infinite ? No
If someone gets hit by a speeding train and dies instantly, do they feel anything ? Metal
couldnt any question be unanswerable if its never been asked ? All questions can be answered. Just not always correctly.
If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound ? Yes unless the woods is in a vaccum
Whats the meaning of life ? We are here for eachother
If animals could talk what would they say ? They can talk we just don't know how to listen
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers ? Never in public
If grass is a living organism then why do we walk all over it ? to get to the other side
Whats on the dark side of the moon ? No lights
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle ? Air is the catalyst
If you wash wool it shrinks, then when it rains why dont sheep shrink ? They do. We just shrink at the same rate
Is the universe infinite ? No
If someone gets hit by a speeding train and dies instantly, do they feel anything ? Metal
couldnt any question be unanswerable if its never been asked ? All questions can be answered. Just not always correctly.
..................................................amber-jade said:wheres waldo ?
If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound ? Only if its a very loud sound thats heard miles away (where the peeps are)
Whats the meaning of life ? To try and stay alive as long as possible
If animals could talk what would they say ? Fuck those humans, they suck!!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers ? Only the hypocritical ones
If grass is a living organism then why do we walk all over it ? Cause we walk over all other living organisms, why should grass be any different?
Whats on the dark side of the moon ? Aliens
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle ? If it did it wouldnt be called super-glue
If you wash wool it shrinks, then when it rains why dont sheep shrink ?
Is the universe infinite ? Dunno, Hubble sure wasnt helpful
If someone gets hit by a speeding train and dies instantly, do they feel anything ? I'm sure Ray will find out one of these days
couldnt any question be unanswerable if its never been asked ?
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Cycleguy007
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ok i got ya, but , Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
even deep yet,
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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even deep yet,
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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have you mowed someone else's lawn?(shame on you if you did and got caught)Cycleguy007 said:Not so bad actually...
Has a OS or lady friend held your hair back while you prayed to the porcelain gods(puked in the toilet)?
Have you ever riden a bike while drunk?
Did you ever notice tatoos in strange places after a night of drinking?
Did you ever notice tatoos in strange places after a night of drinking?
Rockslinger said:
Yes and found out you should never put you foot in the front spokes while moving. I was like 14 maybe 15.
I think there's more than just underwear lost in that picahahooper said:
Tons of water before bed. Only problem is you might be too drunk to rememberBerlin said:
No, but I did steal a bike in the Kitchener-Waterloo area last week while drunk.Rockslinger said:
Nice bike too
Never, I did once come home and got a strange look from my SO (my ex-girlfriend years ago), she said go look in the mirror. I walk to mirror, turns out my face was covered in lipstick from some girl I been making out with at the bar.Rockslinger said:
Needless to say that relationship didnt work out in the end
Cycleguy007
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