TheNiteHwk said:
Topic(s) completely open. i.e. Questions do not need b confined to or only about crackberries and/or other 'smart' phones.
Any self admitted crackberry addict may answer questions.
(or if you think maybe you might have a problem... spend a lot of time etc on your crackberry)
You are a crackberry addict when you say you are.
First of all thanks for this wonderful opportunity. I am sure you will all be well rewarded for this great service to humanity which you have offered.
The question(s):
Is it true crackberry was sued by the original inventors of crack in the United States and had to pay 100's of millions of dollars to be able to sell crack in the U.S.?
What happens after I jokingly type in the wrong password to your crackberry device 10 times?
I hear they are building some sort of crackberry addict mecca or rehab centre in Hamilton. What's that all about? Do you now feel compelled to gather in Hamilton somehow?
Has a crackberry addict ever been known to lose a thumb war? If yes, when was the last documented occurrence?
When you meet other crackberry addicts do you automatically assume a level of greater self importance or let's call it an established addict 'pecking order' based upon who has the latest greatest device? And if devices are equal based upon add on software, gadgets, etc?
Are most sex industry workers in the business to support their addiction to crackberry? If yes, are you worried you'll someday be out on the street hustling your ass for a few more bytes of data?
Blackberry's original marketing/sales pitch was all about being unburdened from your work desk. Unburdened from having to clear backed up email you missed while in meetings or away from your desk for any reason. The reasoning continued that you would be more productive, able to get more done during business hours and therefore have more time for you/your family. With that in mind. Has crackberry addiction been an unburdening metamorphosis? As a crackberry addict do you feel unburdened if your boss emails you at home on a Saturday requesting some vital info that he forgot on Friday he would need on Monday. Has your unburdening device ever gone on vacation with you? Ever interrupted an intimate moment?
Have all the worlds great minds (smart people) been secretly addicted to the crackberry and brought to the Premier Institute to explore ways of making crackberry's addictiveness a stronger universe encompassing force?
If four crackberry addicts sit at a table to have lunch together do they actually talk or do they text/email each other a conversation?
Do all crackberry addicts rush to check their important new message at 3am when new spam from a crackberry info service or software company causes the blackberry to signal alerts of an incoming message? If yes, do all crackberry addicts have an overinflated sense of self importance? If yes, did this come before or after the crackberry? If before, is crackberry addiction an indication of an overindulgent self centred personality with addictive predilections?
What's the record for most questions to a crackberry addict to keep him/her busy on their crackberry?
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop?
