That awkward moment....

[Hughlongly]

So, it happens. She (or he..or they..I'm not assuming, good god, I don't want to assume! ) is going down on you and you're just about there, but you just HAD to get that late afternoon snack from TacoHell and now there's a rumblin' in your gumblin!, but you're JUST ABOUT THERE and she takes you over the edge and in that moment of 'GAWD THIS IS WHY WE STORMED THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY!' you let slip the dogs of war and release a gas cloud that would make the Second Battle of Ypres look like a pleasant afternoon in Birmingham and you KNOW she not only heard the thunder, but felt the breeze.....what do you do?....what...do...you...do?

 

[instantmassaging1980]

So, it happens. She (or he..or they..I'm not assuming, good god, I don't want to assume! ) is going down on you and you're just about there, but you just HAD to get that late afternoon snack from TacoHell and now there's a rumblin' in your gumblin!, but you're JUST ABOUT THERE and she takes you over the edge and in that moment of 'GAWD THIS IS WHY WE STORMED THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY!' you let slip the dogs of war and release a gas cloud that would make the Second Battle of Ypres look like a pleasant afternoon in Birmingham and you KNOW she not only heard the thunder, but felt the breeze.....what do you do?....what...do...you...do?

While she's stunlocked and surprised by the the gas with her jaws dropped, you double down on the chemical warfare and release a load of white phosphorous all over her.

 

[JuanGoodman]

While she's stunlocked and surprised by the the gas with her jaws dropped, you double down on the chemical warfare and release a load of white phosphorous all over her.

would that be considered double tap?

 

[Cromwell69427]

While she's stunlocked and surprised by the the gas with her jaws dropped, you double down on the chemical warfare and release a load of white phosphorous all over her.

I would definitely never book with her again lol. Make better dinner choices. Might be why so many give lousy half hearted bj’s, too many farts in the face. I have to admit, I’d be pissed if a chick let one rip in my face lol

 

[instantmassaging1980]

would that be considered double tap?

Sure does, only way to make sure the deed is done!

I would definitely never book with her again lol. Make better dinner choices. Might be why so many give lousy half hearted bj’s, too many farts in the face. I have to admit, I’d be pissed if a chick let one rip in my face lol

I would die of cringe... and then I would tip the provider generously and give her a 10/10 review to buy her silence

 

[Deviance]

White knight it. Jump up grab her quick and dash out of the room with her in tow. Loudly exclaim "Alien gas attack, they're here, I heard the portal open!". Apologize profusely, ask her if she has any air freshner. Dash bravely back in can in hand save the K-19's reactor, er day rather.

Side note: Your SP doesn't have air freshener? No mouthwash, body wash/shampoo, clean towels? Keep looking for your regular.

 

[BusterHighmann]

Laugh it off and keep going.

 

[ArgoHater]

I would just hope it wasn't a shart...

 

[Cromwell69427]

I would just hope it wasn't a shart...

Oh man! I would go home and kill myself lol