That awkward moment when...

[Jessica S]

I thought it would be fun to start a thread about some of the funny awkward things that have happened to anyone recently or whatever period in time.

My awkward moment was I ran for the elevator door as it was closing, and barely made it in. Then I moved to push my floor and noticed the person in the elevator with me was wearing a surgical mask. Not going to lie people in surgical masks who are not in a hospital make me nervous. Then the person proceeded to have a nasty coughing fit and I was stuck in close quarters with them!! Worst elevator ride ever.

 

[simon482]

 

[TeasePlease]

Speaking of elevators....that awkward moment when you're alone in the elevator speeding to your floor. You think you're safe to let 'er rip after that five alarm chili lunch. It stinks so bad that your eyes start to tear (but also because you're laughing your ass off). Then you hear "ding", and the door opens on some other floor and your boss walks right into your asstomic cloud.


The next ten seconds feel like eternity.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

You knock on the door at the incall, and when you walk in... "Mom?"

She told me she wasn't working this week because of her period.

 

[littleone12]

I had an awkward very very dumb moment today. Worse than pushing on a door that says "pull"

I was walking into Dollarama totally oblivious to ANYTHING. I didn't push the door....

I pulled on the square handicap button BESIDE the door. I shook my head, realized my stupidity and tried to make a quick save by pushing the door. Didn't work, the person I was with was laughing at me. They still haven't let me live it down...

 

[milehigh]

I was in an elevator after visiting my fav SP.

The elevator went down a floor, and a black chick got on.... she was yelling down the hall and holding the door open for her friend, who was taking her time. After they were both on and we started moving, they said I was really understanding for waiting.... that was really no problem I told them (Plus the scenery was good)...... then they started dancing and said, "Hey have you ever done it with two black chicks before? You should visit us for a really good time." They were a couple of SP's in the same building.

 

[Petzel]

I thought it would be fun to start a thread about some of the funny awkward things that have happened to anyone recently or whatever period in time.

My awkward moment was I ran for the elevator door as it was closing, and barely made it in. Then I moved to push my floor and noticed the person in the elevator with me was wearing a surgical mask. Not going to lie people in surgical masks who are not in a hospital make me nervous. Then the person proceeded to have a nasty coughing fit and I was stuck in close quarters with them!! Worst elevator ride ever.

Why are you complaining? The person did the right think by wearing a mask! What more would you like?

 

[trod]

That awkward moment in a clothing store when your brain freezes for few seconds and you can't comprehend the complexity of finding the right shirt size even though its RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU !!

 

[Butler1000]

I was serving a table with a bunch of contractor/construction types. I open with...
"Gentlemen, would you care for something to drink to start?"

One pipes up. "What about Her?"

I swear this was THE UGLIEST Woman EVER. I apologized stating I hadn't looked around the table and made a bad assumption due to the hardhats.

I fugured I better tell my manager. She goes up to take a look, comes back and tells me its ok. She tells me she couldn't really tell which one I was talking about.

 

[Eddie401]

Struggling with a nasty bout of the flu and barely getting my ass on the seat in the men's room at the bar in time. 30 seconds into a loud, horrid smelling, religious experience on the toilet I hear two women come in and strike up a conversation. My first thought was "what the fuck are these women doing in here?" Then I realized that I was in such a hurry to make it to the john that I had run into the ladies room and dived for the first stall.

I was so freaked out I lifted my feet off the floor (in hindsight I don't know exactly what I was hoping to accomplish) and sneaked out after they left praying no one would see me leave. It was like waking up in the middle of a bad dream realizing it had come true.

 

[boomboom]

Struggling with a nasty bout of the flu and barely getting my ass on the seat in the men's room at the bar in time. 30 seconds into a loud, horrid smelling, religious experience on the toilet I hear two women come in and strike up a conversation. My first thought was "what the fuck are these women doing in here?" Then I realized that I was in such a hurry to make it to the john that I had run into the ladies room and dived for t:embarassed::embarassed:he first stall.

I was so freaked out I lifted my feet off the floor (in hindsight I don't know exactly what I was hoping to accomplish) and sneaked out after they left praying no one would see me leave. It was like waking up in the middle of a bad dream realizing it had come true.

yup been there too
I was lucky to get out without being seen.

boom

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Last summer I went to the doctors office, this is not one of my favorite places and I was in a bad mood. I got there early so that I would not have to wait long. I am first at the door before the office opened, soon there was a crush of people trying to get in behind me. This guy that was behind me pushed ahead when the office door opened. There were some loud words spoken and at one point I tell the guy to: You calm yourself, Mister! At that point the thing goes into a freak and tells me that she is a woman.

The thing look something like this, and dressed like a man. There were a few freaked out old ladies in the crowd.

 

[mrsCALoki]

So far the worst moment in my life...

Just after I got back to hotel after giving birth, I was finely going out to dinner at my favourite restaurants.

I was all dressed up, feeling like a princess again, and a baby started crying a few tables away.

My over achiever breasts dicided to provide the baby with a meal. And I did not notice till......

Well you get the idea. Walking out was my worst one.

 

[ColdHands]

That awkward moment, when you're in the washrooom checking yourself, and another gentlemen starts a conversation with you. You engage in the conversation and when both parties are laughing you let out a fart... fml embarassing.

 

[Celticman]

As a kid, first ever GF, second or third date. Finally plucked up the courage to explore a little tongue wrestling, and heaven only knows where it came from, but a noisy fart just popped out. OMG was I mortified.

 

[Butler1000]

Ok so another one from my restaurant time.

New server is training. Cute young little blonde wisp. Sweet and naïve from a small town. The restaurant has those big pepper mills to be offered with all meals.
This girl is taking care of 4 business regulars beside my table. Drops their pasta and grabs the peppermill. Comes back to the table with the dark staines wooden mill about waist hight and says.......

"Gentlemen would anyone lick some fresh black pecker?"

I swear it took me about 10 min to regain any semplance of control.

 

[benstt]

yup been there too
I was lucky to get out without being seen.

boom

Heh. I've been in the reverse situation. In the men's, I ended up standing beside a woman at the sink. I looked in the mirror and said one of us is not in the right place. She was mortified, heh.

 

[SoftHands813]

Final year of university, I was taking a shower after a workout at the gym. Back in the day, they had communal showers in the change rooms - no privacy. There was also another entrance to the shower area, coming from the adjacent swimming pool. So, I'm busy scrubbing up when in walks a young girl from the pool (sadly, still in her swimsuit). It was early September, so I'm guessing she was 1st year and got a bit turned around with directions. She just looked up and kind of froze for a few seconds before realizing she wasn't in Kansas anymore and beating a hasty retreat.

I was going to ask her to do my back, but I never got the chance (and I couldn't really chase after her...).

 

[simon482]

i just spent 2 hours arguing with a dude, pretending to be a chick who is pretending to have just had a baby.

 

[bobistheowl]

The thing look something like this, and dressed like a man. There were a few freaked out old ladies in the crowd.

Is that Mario Lemieux? If so, he should start to go easy on the hair gel.