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BabyMilo

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Oddly (or not) I find the second one the hottest. Love that nipple peakaboo look.

Ya know, on a nude beach, the woman in the bikini often gets the most male stares.....
 
LOL - sultry eyes have burned a hole in my pocket more than once.
 
MLAM said:
Those have got to be real...I started to drool...that is the litmus test...

Sorry MLAM.... surgery scars are clearly visible around her nipples, especially in pic #1. :(
 
Viewer said:
Sorry MLAM.... surgery scars are clearly visible around her nipples, especially in pic #1. :(

All real dudes...she's Page 3's flagship girl and as such would cause riots in the UK if they were fake, more so than if Prince Charles came out of the closet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_Three_girl

---"The Sun eventually instituted a policy where models who obtain breast implants—such as Jordan—are "retired" from Page Three."
 
Early life
Hazell was born in Lewisham, London, Britain [1] and grew up in Grove Park. Her mother, Amber, is a Dinner Lady (equivalent of an American "Lunch Lady"). Her father, Roy, is a window fitter. They separated when she was 13. She has an older sister, Roxanne, and a younger sister, Georgia. [2] She attended the Ravensbourne School in Bromley. [3]

As a teenager, Hazell was frequently truant from school and stayed out late on school nights. She confesses to having only taken five GCSE examinations due to being kicked out of many of them; however, she did well in Mathematics and English despite suffering from dyslexia


Personal life
Currently resides with her mother and sisters while she waits to move into her £250,000 apartment. [2]
Admits to being dyslexic. [2]
Hazell has been involved in two automobile accidents, the first of which was in 2005. In the course of a car crash, she hit her face on a door pillar, causing it to temporarily swell ("Keeley Got Me Going"). In February 2006, she smashed her Mini Cooper into a lamp post. She suffered no major injuries, but she did fear for her life. [7]

In January 2006, Hazell made headlines when Chelsea and British footballer Joe Cole was beaten up at a party held at her home in Grove Park. [8] She spoke to The Sun in March, denying rumours surrounding the incident


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeley_Hazell

http://www.keeleyhazell.com/
 
The Drool Test...

Viewer said:
Sorry MLAM.... surgery scars are clearly visible around her nipples, especially in pic #1. :(


...has NEVER let me down.

Fake tits just DO NOT have that certain sag....that .0001% short of perfection quality that makes real ones indeed perfectly imperfect.

Sigh...my wife used to have a real nice pair too...almost makes me hate my kid for the damage he did to them...should have fucking adopted....lol