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After working too hard lately on Cupids and my other projects I almost forgot all about childhood dream of purchasing a Sybian. It wasn't until I started seeing threads on here popping up about various celebs on them that I recalled my desire for this machine.
This past Saturday evening I finally decided to take the plunge. I knew that it was the right time with the US dollar doing so poorly that I could easily afford this $1315 USD toy. I went to www.Sybian.com and pulled out my credit card. I was shaking as I was typing in my address, knowing that the Sybian would make a difference in my life.
On Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 at 1:37p.m. my life changed. The soft knock on my door was the UPS man. I ran to it; opened the door completely forgetting I was only wearing a towel. I had a smile that graced my face, from ear to ear. I knew what was in that box and I was excited. After signing all the documents and paying the customs fees I closed the door, thanking the gentleman for bringing me the most perfect present ever.
I digressed; I knew that I would have to wait for the maiden voage of Sybian until later that night. I took him out of the box and gently rested the leather casing on my floor, infront of the couch. I washed the appliances carefully and layed down a towel for them to dry on beside the Sybian. I plugged him in and whisked out the door to fill up the rest of the day to run errands.
I had made an agreement with the man that I have been dating that he would be there for the first time I would ride my new toy. We met after he was done work and enjoyed a few hours basking in the summer air together. The excitement of the evenings plans was stirring in my head; although he would talk I would only hear the buzz of the Sybian. I finally broke down and suggested going back to my home. He agreed.
Last night I cried. I have now seen God. I now understand life. I have been on a Sybian. I feel complete as a person.
Thank you Sybian.com for making such a machine.

Jillian

P.S. I am taking Friday, Saturday and Sunday off. See ya next week!
 

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LOL, just don't forget your MAN....be careful, I hear these things can become addicktive!
 

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That was a really good post...

CUPID said:
I knew that it was the right time with the US dollar doing so poorly that I could easily afford this $1315 USD toy.
Nice to see someone is benefitting from the exchange rates. :(

CUPID said:
The soft knock on my door was the UPS man. I ran to it; opened the door completely forgetting I was only wearing a towel. I had a smile that graced my face, from ear to ear. I knew what was in that box and I was excited. After signing all the documents and paying the customs fees I closed the door, thanking the gentleman for bringing me the most perfect present ever.
I don't know what you look like, but I bet you made his day!

CUPID said:
I had made an agreement with the man that I have been dating that he would be there for the first time I would ride my new toy. We met after he was done work and enjoyed a few hours basking in the summer air together. The excitement of the evenings plans was stirring in my head; although he would talk I would only hear the buzz of the Sybian. I finally broke down and suggested going back to my home. He agreed.
Last night I cried. I have now seen God. I now understand life. I have been on a Sybian. I feel complete as a person.
Thank you Sybian.com for making such a machine.
Are you still with your significant other, or are you and your Sybian "exclusive" now?

CUPID said:
P.S. I am taking Friday, Saturday and Sunday off. See ya next week!
That might be the answer to my own question!
 

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Rememeber that thread asking who enjoyed sex more...women or men??

CUPID said:
Last night I cried. I have now seen God. I now understand life. I have been on a Sybian. I feel complete as a person.
Thank you Sybian.com for making such a machine.

Jillian

P.S. I am taking Friday, Saturday and Sunday off. See ya next week!
This is why I voted for "women".

I have seen this. I am jealous. Not only have I never made a woman feel this way, but I am also incapable of feeling this way myself.

I like sex, but it has never made me cry, or "see God".

I am very jealous....
 

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Ya. Damn that things fun for the whole family!

Well, fun for anyone over 18 and not actually related. I can vouche that anything with horsepower under the hood, no man need fear. It's like wondering if your Rollerblades will perform the same job as a 1977 Charger. Don't fear it, embrace it and fun will be had by all!
;)
 

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Yet another woman lost to the power of the Sybian.

Men across the globe bow their heads in a moment of silence.
 

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Five months after purchase I have to say that I am still happy with the Sybian.
The wiring at my house is not so happy though. Last time I used it the lights flickered and waved as did the machine. Have to get that checked out at some point because I doubt my insurance will cover masterbation related electrical fires.
 
simontemplar said:
Well, this may put you over the edge and make you buy...
Great that Jullian also enjoys so much

One point that is true, the women shouldn`t try and stand up for a few minute after use. The body is feeling the vibrations or of course the orgasm and will feel shaky for a few minutes so should just lay down and relax afterwards.

Also the video is good but made more like a porn video. In real life the partner can also nicely participate which is what the stool if for which comes with Sybian unlike in the movie where the guy was just going wow etc like watching porn.

Using Sybian with a partner can be nicely intimate, holding her, carressing, providing additional breast or clit stimulation.

See my other post for more of my experiences at
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=136719
 

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Sybian is essentially another word for SATAN, as in this machine is E-V-I-L. Sure you could cuddle your woman as she gets off on this beastly machine. Yes...cuddle her then go into the bathroom, close the door and weep bitter tears as your woman's sexual pleasure has been entirely co-opted by the mechanical designs of the Devil himself! Yes...cuddle her and pay the extra $100 a month in hydro fees knowing your woman is riding one of the four horses of the apocolypse!

:p

I'm kidding of course. But they are evil. Even more so than padded bras.
 

frankcastle

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Sorry..... so something happened after Jillian answered the door? I'm still thinking about her in a towel. :D

I guess the good part about the Sybian is that you know she won't be cheating on you with another man...... just a machine.

Between equality in the workplace, the sybian, and the turkey baster the uses for men is getting pretty darn short.
 

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Von Wigglestaff said:
Cupid a Sybian can use up as much energy as a hot tub, make sure your panel box is set up for the extra electrical load.
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The motors in hot tubs are much bigger than 1/29HP or a 1/17HP, which by my calculations would draw less than 1A, and is nothing to be concerned about.
 

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Its great when someone feels totally satisfied but I did have a lover once that not only made me cry (with joy) sexually but it was a totally spiritual experiance.Its much better with a person than any machine.

MLAM said:
This is why I voted for "women".

I have seen this. I am jealous. Not only have I never made a woman feel this way, but I am also incapable of feeling this way myself.

I like sex, but it has never made me cry, or "see God".

I am very jealous....
 
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