Thai man fought off python that latched onto his penis while sitting on the toilette

[Zaibetter]

A fricking nightmare !!

BANGKOK — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-metre (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover.

But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.

The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbour. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.

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[Conway_Stewart]

According to the news article the authorities released the python back into the wild. They shoulda just killed the snake...now it's free to strike again!

 

[explorerzip]

I'll be looking before I sit from now on

 

[IM469]

According to the news article the authorities released the python back into the wild. They shoulda just killed the snake...now it's free to strike again!

Yes, it might have developed a taste for penis !

 

[italianguy74]

He should have let the snake deep throat him until it realized it was going to swallow any further, then after say see ya tomorrow. Its a good thing it didn't mistaken his ass for another pipe to crawl into.

 

[great bear]

Did the snake deep throat him?

 

[SchlongConery]

Did the snake deep throat him?

Rimshot!

 

[Butler1000]

Did the snake deep throat him?

Typical BP provider put the squeeze on him for further services....

 

[omegaphallic]

Stupid snake needs to learn to stop using its teeth during a blowjob.

 

[SchlongConery]

Thailand? Well at least he had a dozen ladyboys nearby to volunteer to suck the venom out!

 

[IM469]

Thailand? Well at least he had a dozen ladyboys nearby to volunteer to suck the venom out!

What makes you think that they would be any easier to remove your dick from their mouths ?

 

[SchlongConery]

What makes you think that they would be any easier to remove your dick from their mouths ?

True!

 

[Twister]

No ladyboys around my one eyed snake when aroused mine spits a venumous white fluid

 

[IM469]

No ladyboys around my one eyed snake when aroused mine spits a venumous white fluid

You are thinking like a heterosexual male. Your white fluid is not venomous to ladyboys, they crave it. It would be like chasing a drunk away by throwing a pail of whiskey at him.

 

[Twister]

You are thinking like a heterosexual male. Your white fluid is not venomous to ladyboys, they crave it. It would be like chasing a drunk away by throwing a pail of whiskey at him.

Bastards....

 

[adoracion]

He should have let the snake deep throat him until it realized it was going to swallow any further, then after say see ya tomorrow. Its a good thing it didn't mistaken his ass for another pipe to crawl into.

lol.

 

[Celticman]

 

[italianguy74]

Stupid snake needs to learn to stop using its teeth during a blowjob.

The days of painting whiskers on you penis to look like a mouse are gone. The best way to get a proper snake bj is to charm it first with some sensual flute music. No more rough teeth and that tongue is magical!

 

[Indiana]

Those squat toilets are dangerous in many ways.

 

[Conway_Stewart]

Those squat toilets are dangerous in many ways.

I thought those things were supposed to be good for you by aligning your bowels into optimal shitting position. Pretty sure I'm right about this.