TERB Record Holder

[hyperdog]

Which male here has fucked the most times in his life? This includes both civilian women and SPs. If you fucked someone many times, then include those times. Blowjobs count too. Handjobs, lapdances, her watching you jerk off, golden showers, etc... do not.

To get full credibility, include your rough calculations. For example,

SPs: 10 times per month for 25 years = 10x12x25 = 3000
First girlfriend: 50 times
Second girlfriend: 30 times
Third girlfriend: 100 times
Wife: 20 times per month for 15 years = 3600
One-night stands: 10 times
Total = 6790

Liars will be disqualified. Winner will be crowned TERB King and have eternal bragging rights. I will start with my answer, but mind you, it will pale in comparison to many members here.

SPs: 10 in first year, 5 in second year, none for several years after that, 3 last year = 18
First girlfriend: 20 times
Second girlfriend: 10 times
Third girlfriend: 5 per month for 8 years = 480
Fourth girlfriend: 0 times
Fifth girlfriend: 20 times
Sixth girlfriend: 3 times
Total = 551 (roughly)

You should be interested in what your number is anyway, regardless of this thread. But it would be interesting to see what the numbers are for the TERB kings here. Please don't hold back if you know you are a king--you should be proud of it.

 

[IM469]

What ever floats your boat. I'm more interested in maximising number of fucks I have left. My goal is to leave this world drunk and cumming.

 

[SchlongConery]

 

[hyperdog]

Ah, come on. Ok, so you are really high. Why not put just a little bit of effort to find out roughly how many? It will do you proud. Plus, you may end up being the winner!

 

[Drizzt]

Litres

Say I blow my load 5 times a week from the age of 16-40.

24 years at 260 pops a year is 6240.

Avg cumshot is 5ml.

Over 31 Litres of cum's been sprayed around.

 

[great bear]

Guess you did not take inflation into account. 1million would have been big time back in the 60's but this is 2016. That would put GB in the billions.

 

[Kirby2006]

If I can include my ever present pal Lefty, I might have a shot at the title.
We are a tag team after all.

 

[hyperdog]

Say I blow my load 5 times a week from the age of 16-40.

24 years at 260 pops a year is 6240.

Avg cumshot is 5ml.

Over 31 Litres of cum's been sprayed around.

I assume you mean 5 times / week with a woman, right? I think so, since you started jerking off before age 16. So then you are the current TERB King.

Can anyone here beat 6240?

 

[Drizzt]

I assume you mean 5 times / week with a woman, right? I think so, since you started jerking off before age 16. So then you are the current TERB King.

Can anyone here beat 6240?

No no, im not following your rules..lol. Im no King

 

[Drizzt]

I assume you mean 5 times / week with a woman, right? I think so, since you started jerking off before age 16. So then you are the current TERB King.

Can anyone here beat 6240?

I was just more curious as to how many jugs of cum I could have filled up.

 

[Bostonmass]

Which male here has fucked the most times in his life? This includes both civilian women and SPs. If you fucked someone many times, then include those times. Blowjobs count too. Handjobs, lapdances, her watching you jerk off, golden showers, etc... do not.

To get full credibility, include your rough calculations. For example,

SPs: 10 times per month for 25 years = 10x12x25 = 3000
First girlfriend: 50 times
Second girlfriend: 30 times
Third girlfriend: 100 times
Wife: 20 times per month for 15 years = 3600
One-night stands: 10 times
Total = 6790

Liars will be disqualified. Winner will be crowned TERB King and have eternal bragging rights. I will start with my answer, but mind you, it will pale in comparison to many members here.

SPs: 10 in first year, 5 in second year, none for several years after that, 3 last year = 18
First girlfriend: 20 times
Second girlfriend: 10 times
Third girlfriend: 5 per month for 8 years = 480
Fourth girlfriend: 0 times
Fifth girlfriend: 20 times
Sixth girlfriend: 3 times
Total = 551 (roughly)

You should be interested in what your number is anyway, regardless of this thread. But it would be interesting to see what the numbers are for the TERB kings here. Please don't hold back if you know you are a king--you should be proud of it.

Tell us about your 4th girlfriend, was this for religious reasons or something?

 

[hyperdog]

Tell us about your 4th girlfriend, was this for religious reasons or something?

Yeah, Muslim girl, a really hot one, but she would not give in. When I later asked for a blowjob, and then explained what a blowjob was, she shortly dumped me. She must have thought I was a sexual deviant. I might have fulfilled her request of coverting, if she fulfilled mine.

Now could you be the first to vie for the title and give an answer?