Tequila!
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Cycleguy007
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I can't drink tequila anymore... Had a VERY bad experience with it during a Superbowl XXII party: Washington vs. Denver. Did WAY too many tequila shots... don't remember anything passed the second quarter! 
Haven't touched the stuff since!
Haven't touched the stuff since!
Apparently, Lancs and Tequila have the same effect on women.
He's always spreading JOY wherever he goes
He's always spreading JOY wherever he goes
Tequila is a great drink, but it has to be GOOD tequila.
Cabo Wabo is just fantastic.
http://www.cabowabo.com/lpa.aspx?ReturnUrl=/default.aspx?
Cabo Wabo is just fantastic.
http://www.cabowabo.com/lpa.aspx?ReturnUrl=/default.aspx?
One night I had 5 tall glasses of tequila sunrises, then I went into the mens room at the bar and projectile vomited a 15 ft. streak! I know it was 15 ft, because some guys measured it.
BTW They are not making anymore tequila, it takes the Mexican farmer 5 years to grow a crop of tequila cactuses to make tequila. I saw on the news that some farmers are even bull dozing their 3 year old crops because if they grew corn they can do 2 crops a year and make more money in one year than 5 years for cactuses. The corn goes to make ethenol.
I know it was 15 ft, because some guys measured it.BTW They are not making anymore tequila, it takes the Mexican farmer 5 years to grow a crop of tequila cactuses to make tequila. I saw on the news that some farmers are even bull dozing their 3 year old crops because if they grew corn they can do 2 crops a year and make more money in one year than 5 years for cactuses. The corn goes to make ethenol.
Ceiling Cat said:One night I had 5 tall glasses of tequila sunrises, then I went into the mens room at the bar and projectile vomited a 15 ft. streak!
BTW They are not making anymore tequila, it takes the Mexican farmer 5 years to grow a crop of tequila cactuses to make tequila. I saw on the news that some farmers are even bull dozing their 3 year old crops because if they grew corn they can do 2 crops a year and make more money in one year than 5 years for cactuses. The corn goes to make ethenol.
I think that your source is mistaken. Lots of tequila still being made. Most of the land the agave cactus grows on would not be suitable for corn, and I suspect the source for your info is someone pissed off at the ethanol industry.
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over
the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of
pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face
while doing it. SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with a sore
tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. THIRD, there's
a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things
right for her.
Man: Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You
have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and they get
crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez
zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands,
and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear
the most frightning roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and
big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that bitch with the sore tooth?"
the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of
pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face
while doing it. SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with a sore
tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. THIRD, there's
a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things
right for her.
Man: Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You
have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and they get
crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez
zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands,
and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear
the most frightning roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and
big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that bitch with the sore tooth?"
papasmerf said:
Mine was staright out in a foward trajectory, it had pizza and spagetti in it, not like this!
