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WhaWhaWha

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A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!

She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.

As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"
 

WhaWhaWha

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Uh I don't know where you got that idea from this joke. But as long as we're on the subject what kind of trance dust are you using?
 

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In a similar vein...

Man has his whole family on vacation in Israel, when his mother-in-law dies suddenly of a heart attack.

Local rabbi says they can take care of the the entire funeral for $500, as opposed to the $10,000 it would cost to send her back to Canada and do the same.

Guy says "No, I'm taking her back home"
Rabbi can't believe his ears, and asks why he would spend so much extra on his mother-in-law?

Guy is adament, claiming that "2000 years ago you took care of this Jesus guy, and he came back...I'm not taking ANY chances."
 
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