Teacher Arrested at Pearson.......WTF!!!!!

[Big Sleazy]

I don't think we can doubt that this teacher is the cause of global warming.

 

[Yoga Face]

WAKE UP CANADA !

Algebra is a terrorist plot!


Algebra was invented by Arabians! FFS!


Arabs with names like al-Khwārizmī and Omar Khayyam.

These are Muslim names !!!!!!!!!


STOP TEACHING OUR KIDS ALGEBRA!


Trump will take care of them

 

[franz888]

Wrong teacher

They should arrest that former drama teacher who used to teach on the West Coast.

 

[taranis]

Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.

She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister

Anonymous sources claim the Leader of Al Gebra. Hipotenueseus...will not be deterred by this arrest and will continue his fight to supply these weapons of Math instruction to any and all who need it!!!

Let the Puns commence

Interesting story.
We have to take out these wacko's

 

[sashimi]

Well done Pearson Border Control.

If left unchecked this sort of cell group can multiply by many factors.
Disaster outcomes can trigonometry.
We know the Algebraist is a derivative of a bigger terror Group.
Banish them. They are out; we win.
It's a zero sum game!

 

[Kirby2006]

Can't we just get to the square root of the problem?