Tantra Massage

I don't think she's 6 guys.
Contact her and ask if she has a RMT license. IF not move on. I seen people like this that took a weekend workshop about something ( subject ) and want to be up there. Basically she is saying.. "I do tarot card reading but not sex, and no RMT. I cannot work or function outside the parameters of life."
 
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What on Earth are you talking about?

Siobhan doesn't appear to claim to have an RMT License. Your "gotcha" doesn't apply to people who don't claim to have it.

I can't vouch for whether this Siobhan is any good because I haven't met her. But don't judge a fork for how well you can eat soup with it and don't judge a spoon by how well it stabs into your potato. She's obviously one of those new age Tantra / Psychedelic / Spiritual Healing types.

If you're looking for an RMT, go visit an RMT, don't slam a Tantra Massage provider for not being RMT when they don't advertise that they offer it. I've received Tantric Massage before and had amazing experiences.

Your comment is like going into a thread asking for a review of local BBWs and saying "Ask her if she's 5'2 and 90 lbs. If she's not a spinner move on."

I don't think she's 6 guys.
Contact her and ask if she has a RMT license. IF not move on. I seen people like this that took a weekend workshop about something and want to be up there. Basically I do tarot card reading but not sex, and no RMT. I cannot work or function outside the parameters of life.
 
What on Earth are you talking about?

Siobhan doesn't appear to claim to have an RMT License. Your "gotcha" doesn't apply to people who don't claim to have it.

I can't vouch for whether this Siobhan is any good because I haven't met her. But don't judge a fork for how well you can eat soup with it and don't judge a spoon by how well it stabs into your potato. She's obviously one of those new age Tantra / Psychedelic / Spiritual Healing types.

If you're looking for an RMT, go visit an RMT, don't slam a Tantra Massage provider for not being RMT when they don't advertise that they offer it. I've received Tantric Massage before and had amazing experiences.

Your comment is like going into a thread asking for a review of local BBWs and saying "Ask her if she's 5'2 and 90 lbs. If she's not a spinner move on."

Has anybody actually seen her?
 
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What on Earth are you talking about?
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Either you are yanking my leg or you misinterpret my comments.

My Assumption is - this is a sex board - four posting before me are asking indirectly if she is a SW. Am I wrong?
 
TOFTT – Total waste of time and money.


Had the phone screening with Siobhan, she was immediately heavy on the “no ejaculation” talk. Should’ve been a red flag. Abstained for 4 days, drove to Georgetown, and it was brutal. She looks worse than her photos and her whole vibe felt cold and anti-male pleasure. Got a boring coconut oil rub with zero sensuality. Barely any dick touch at all. Couldn’t even get hard. When the hour ended she just said, “time’s done.” When I mentioned I didn’t get aroused, she blamed it on me ejaculating “too much.” Never once touched me in a way that was actually erotic or arousing. Complete rip-off. Not tantric, not sensual, nothing like what she advertises. If you want real edging and pleasure .. stay far away.

Lesson learned: avoid providers with zero reviews.
 
TOFTT – Total waste of time and money.


Had the phone screening with Siobhan, she was immediately heavy on the “no ejaculation” talk. Should’ve been a red flag. Abstained for 4 days, drove to Georgetown, and it was brutal. She looks worse than her photos and her whole vibe felt cold and anti-male pleasure. Got a boring coconut oil rub with zero sensuality. Barely any dick touch at all. Couldn’t even get hard. When the hour ended she just said, “time’s done.” When I mentioned I didn’t get aroused, she blamed it on me ejaculating “too much.” Never once touched me in a way that was actually erotic or arousing. Complete rip-off. Not tantric, not sensual, nothing like what she advertises. If you want real edging and pleasure .. stay far away.

Lesson learned: avoid providers with zero reviews.
Sounds disappointing.
You did not even get the "lingam" massage? Then what did she spend the hour doing?
 
Perhaps the tantra massage is more "rewarding" is with David! No price point on that one! (see below)

Oops, nevermind massages are only available for women!
"Offerings include pranayama, meditation practice, bodywork, tantra massage for women, guided ceremonies, etc."
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TOFTT – Total waste of time and money.


Had the phone screening with Siobhan, she was immediately heavy on the “no ejaculation” talk. Should’ve been a red flag. Abstained for 4 days, drove to Georgetown, and it was brutal. She looks worse than her photos and her whole vibe felt cold and anti-male pleasure. Got a boring coconut oil rub with zero sensuality. Barely any dick touch at all. Couldn’t even get hard. When the hour ended she just said, “time’s done.” When I mentioned I didn’t get aroused, she blamed it on me ejaculating “too much.” Never once touched me in a way that was actually erotic or arousing. Complete rip-off. Not tantric, not sensual, nothing like what she advertises. If you want real edging and pleasure .. stay far away.

Lesson learned: avoid providers with zero reviews.

Holy hell that sounds rough. I salute you for this TOFTT. This sounds even worse than that Priestess Lila lady.

Such a shame. Tantric massage would be awesome if it was like the videos but most tantric providers fall majorly short of what one should expect from these sessions. And then you get ripped off in the process.
 
Holy hell that sounds rough. I salute you for this TOFTT. This sounds even worse than that Priestess Lila lady.

Such a shame. Tantric massage would be awesome if it was like the videos but most tantric providers fall majorly short of what one should expect from these sessions. And then you get ripped off in the process.

Priestess Lila disappeared. She has a manyvids, which she doesn't update and another site where she sells feet pics. I guess she realized that she couldn't keep up the tantric nonsense she was selling. Saw her twice. First time was fine. Second time, I made the mistake of complimenting her clothes and the extremely excessive cleavage she was showing off. She freaked out. Fun lol
 
Priestess Lila disappeared. She has a manyvids, which she doesn't update and another site where she sells feet pics. I guess she realized that she couldn't keep up the tantric nonsense she was selling. Saw her twice. First time was fine. Second time, I made the mistake of complimenting her clothes and the extremely excessive cleavage she was showing off. She freaked out. Fun lol
I saw her just once for the curiosity. I'd already read about her mood swings so I was careful, but I definitely didn't shy away from looking at her chest lmao. I just didn't say anything outright. She knew what she was doing, there's no way one could lack self-awareness to that degree.

May we get a proper tantric provider around these parts one day.
 
Sounds disappointing.
You did not even get the "lingam" massage? Then what did she spend the hour doing?
Literally rubbing coconut oil all over my body..soo bad! Of course no touching allowed. Ive had more.of a sensual experience with legit rmts lol.