It was in a private dwelling on Overlea Dr. in Kitchener. This was, by far, without exaggeration, the worst sex I've ever had. I found an Ad that said "Girls, Girl, Girls" with 4 great looking women in it. LINDSAY, MEGAN, TAMMY, and LEAH. (519-749-9184) Tammy was the only one with an hour opening. She claimed she was Hawaiian, I'd more likely say Native. Potbelly, flat butt and big saggy breasts. Her pictures were very complimentary. I immediately had second thoughts. Went ahead with the hour anyway. I pulled out 2 $100 bills, she snaps them up and said "Thanks for the tip! I don't have any change." I said, "Okay." We started. She kept repeating, "We'll take our time and relax and have fun." Overselling after the fact, she already had my money. BBBJ for all of 2-3 minutes and then she asked if I wanted her to ride me. Yep. She rode me for another solid 3 minutes and said her legs were sore when I was doing all the bouncing. Great. Lubriderm HJ time! She pulled on that thing like it owed her money......I already paid right? She told me to do it. I'm paying to do it myself? I ask for more BBBJ. She said the lotion tastes terrible, so no. I didn't ask for the lotion. I asked her to ride then. She hoped on for less than a minute. She starts mentioning that we're running out of time at the 20 minute mark. As in 40 minutes left. 15 more minutes of angry HJ and then I'd had it. Too many sighs and mentions that time is passing. Fuck this. She starts making excuses for why I'm not finishing, blaming me. I'm rock hard, I'm odd that way. It ALWAYS works, even if I'm really not into it. I got up and got dressed and asked for SOME money back. I said $40. Fair, right? She refuses and I start to raise my voice about how shitty the experience was. I didn't insult her or her technique or looks. I actually respect these women for what they do. An older lady came out and said give him the tip back. HEY! THEY HAVE CHANGE NOW! I apologized and made excuses for myself to make her feel better. I leave. I don't even have blue balls and my dick feels like it lost a bar fight. DO NOT GO HERE! I've had better drunk sex with whiskey dick. Rushed, not even close to what the pictures looked like and LAZY! I'm taking the $180 loss as a lesson on never taking a chance on what I'm booking again. Also, if I'm not feeling it immediately, leave before I hand over the cash.
