Back in the 80's I was in a grocery store somewhere in TO behind a really tall, beautiful girl. She must have been close to 6'. I was thinking "I would really like to make love to a really tall girl" She was beautiful and blonde. To get a crack at that and impregnate her would get my offspring out of the Tom Cruise height division I have lived in all my miserable life.
Years later in the 90 's I realized I was George Costanza.