*walks onstage as the crowd roars*
“HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT TERRRRBBBBB!!!?????”
*guitar chord*
*grown men faint in the front row*
This is the real girlfriend experience. Come visit me in my luxury condo downtown while I'm visiting the 416.
I’m a coy, confident, silly, sensual, genuine, and active lover. I’ve been told I’m like a mind reader: let me anticipate your needs as if we’re already familiar. I’m not afraid to look you in the eyes, or show you who I am. I love giving and receiving. I can cater to the hobbyist or the newcomer: I’ll make you feel welcome whatever your experience level. My specialty is shy, gentle people who I can deeply connect with through my caring touch. I honestly care about each and every person who visits me, and I am confident you will feel my warmth.
You’ll never forget our time together.
Having said all this, I do not tolerate abuse or rudeness. If you don’t treat me with respect or adhere to my policies, you will not make it past my screening process, and you will provoke the LEGENDARY WRATH OF CLEMENTINE.
I offer discounts for marginalized people. Let me know a bit about your situation, and we can work together to find a way that you can access my services.
I cater to men, women, and couples. I am offering duos with Lacey Jade while in Toronto.
Policies:
Verify me!
I have over 1,000 followers on my twitter. You can see more photos, my interactions with other providers and clients, and get a better sense of my personality there.
There are several reviews of me on PERB by clients kind enough to share their experiences!
Incall rates:
Outcall rates:
add $60/h for PSE
Photos
Contact
7787690927
clementine.smithereens@gmail.com
“THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!”
*crowd goes wild*
*I exit the building*
“HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT TERRRRBBBBB!!!?????”
*guitar chord*
*grown men faint in the front row*
This is the real girlfriend experience. Come visit me in my luxury condo downtown while I'm visiting the 416.
I’m a coy, confident, silly, sensual, genuine, and active lover. I’ve been told I’m like a mind reader: let me anticipate your needs as if we’re already familiar. I’m not afraid to look you in the eyes, or show you who I am. I love giving and receiving. I can cater to the hobbyist or the newcomer: I’ll make you feel welcome whatever your experience level. My specialty is shy, gentle people who I can deeply connect with through my caring touch. I honestly care about each and every person who visits me, and I am confident you will feel my warmth.
You’ll never forget our time together.
Having said all this, I do not tolerate abuse or rudeness. If you don’t treat me with respect or adhere to my policies, you will not make it past my screening process, and you will provoke the LEGENDARY WRATH OF CLEMENTINE.
I offer discounts for marginalized people. Let me know a bit about your situation, and we can work together to find a way that you can access my services.
I cater to men, women, and couples. I am offering duos with Lacey Jade while in Toronto.
Policies:
- When contacting me, please introduce yourself with your name, age, type of booking (incall/outcall), date(s), and duration you’re looking for. Let me know if you have any special considerations or requests.
- I ask for an electronic deposit of $100/h for prebookings. This will secure your spot, and make me feel safer and more at ease during our session. Don't leave it to the last minute, or you might not get a chance to see me!
- My rates are non-negotiable (exceptions are made in certain circumstances, see above).
- My restrictions (no bbƒs, no gr33k, no bestiality, no faeces, no minors) are non-negotiable. I do have extras! Just ask.
- I do not work past 11pm, unless otherwise stated.
- No drugs or bøøze in our session. I’m 100% sober and I don’t tolerate sloppy drunks or cocaine d*cks. Smoke up or have a drink or two before our session, sure—but don’t be so ripped you can’t talk, or tipsy enough to be slurring your words. Let’s really experience each other.
Verify me!
I have over 1,000 followers on my twitter. You can see more photos, my interactions with other providers and clients, and get a better sense of my personality there.
There are several reviews of me on PERB by clients kind enough to share their experiences!
Incall rates:
- 280 1h
- 400 1.5h
- 520 2h
- 950 4h
Outcall rates:
- 300 1h
- 420 1.5h
- 550 2h
- 1000 4h
add $60/h for PSE
Photos
Contact
7787690927
clementine.smithereens@gmail.com
“THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!”
*crowd goes wild*
*I exit the building*
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