Survivor KW
- Thread starter calloway
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Although I have yet to be invited, I would bring:
1- barrel of very cheap strong wine
2- another barrel of very cheap strong wine
3- a barrel of very good wine for when all you have gone through the first two for me and any of the ladies standing to enjoy while the rest finish wrecthing
4-one gross of c-sized batteries for when all of us guys have tuckered out
5- one gross of d-size batteries for when the c-size "peter" out
6- one gross of c/d size compatible vibrators... i figure the shakers win over the movers every time on survivor!
1- barrel of very cheap strong wine
2- another barrel of very cheap strong wine
3- a barrel of very good wine for when all you have gone through the first two for me and any of the ladies standing to enjoy while the rest finish wrecthing
4-one gross of c-sized batteries for when all of us guys have tuckered out
5- one gross of d-size batteries for when the c-size "peter" out
6- one gross of c/d size compatible vibrators... i figure the shakers win over the movers every time on survivor!
calloway ... I accept the invitation... (*feeling a bit uncomfortable as to what the heck did I just agree to*)
I am a late arriver... so it looks like all the good items have been thought of.....
My initial thoughts ....
(1) a bottle of Pepto Bismol as I can't get the picture out of my mind after Calloway's question about him having a wrinkled body in the sleeping bag (Yikes!)
(2) a nice bottle of Amarone red wine (we are not allowed to bring money and I am sure the ladies will enjoy a fine wine...for getting into the mood .. wink, wink)
(3) my personal care bag... gotta be clean...
(4) some very dark sunglasses (just in case CEO's beach towel falls down as he decided not to take Calloway's advice and pick boxer shorts and a Tshirt....(Reminder: adjust item # 1 Pepto Bismol to the "biggie" size as I may need to use a lot)
(5) whipping cream..... Nikita knows what this is for...and the other ladies will learn....
(6) strawberries ... goes with the whipping cream....
I am a late arriver... so it looks like all the good items have been thought of.....
My initial thoughts ....
(1) a bottle of Pepto Bismol as I can't get the picture out of my mind after Calloway's question about him having a wrinkled body in the sleeping bag (Yikes!)
(2) a nice bottle of Amarone red wine (we are not allowed to bring money and I am sure the ladies will enjoy a fine wine...for getting into the mood .. wink, wink)
(3) my personal care bag... gotta be clean...
(4) some very dark sunglasses (just in case CEO's beach towel falls down as he decided not to take Calloway's advice and pick boxer shorts and a Tshirt....(Reminder: adjust item # 1 Pepto Bismol to the "biggie" size as I may need to use a lot)
(5) whipping cream..... Nikita knows what this is for...and the other ladies will learn....
(6) strawberries ... goes with the whipping cream....
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Calloway.... is that five fingers and your.....(where is that Pepto Bismol again!)calloway said:
Infidelitme... you're officially invited to participate in Survivor KW... I love cheap wine and a barrel should hold us over for a few days. GENTLEMAN_Wloo... I knew you wouldn't let us down. Sometimes it's better to not know the rules... but more details will be forwarded shortly. Depending on the participation levels... we may kick two asses off each week.
As the Executive Producer... I decided it was going to be too cold to use the Dollhouse parking lot as our location set. So I went into the VIP room last night and sold all the condoms. You guys are now on your own.
Thankfully Rogie was there and bought a dozen. He claims that he entertains the dancers in between sets by doing his Howie Mandell head condom trick. Anyways... it was a busy night and I made a fortune. I've taken the money raised and made the decision to go here... http://www.cat69.com/desires.html.
Please be sure to read the FAQ section... we're going in a special section where the other "female ammenities" are not permitted. Some of you may wish to go early to see them... start training and prepare for Survivor KW - Viking's Adult Style.
Thankfully Rogie was there and bought a dozen. He claims that he entertains the dancers in between sets by doing his Howie Mandell head condom trick. Anyways... it was a busy night and I made a fortune. I've taken the money raised and made the decision to go here... http://www.cat69.com/desires.html.
Please be sure to read the FAQ section... we're going in a special section where the other "female ammenities" are not permitted. Some of you may wish to go early to see them... start training and prepare for Survivor KW - Viking's Adult Style.
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I hate that guy
Howie Mandel that is - Calloway I'm fond of in a strictly hetero way. HM reminds me of some retard who escaped the short school bus & is making a living at it.
Plus the bastard stole my condom trick - MINE i tell you, MINE!
Howie Mandel that is - Calloway I'm fond of in a strictly hetero way. HM reminds me of some retard who escaped the short school bus & is making a living at it.
Plus the bastard stole my condom trick - MINE i tell you, MINE!
Re: I hate that guy
You're not far off Rogie. I went to school with the guy here in TO, and he sure wasn't bright. He was such a prankster and goofball that everyone laughed at him, not with him. Now he's laughing at us from LA and all his millions.
Rogie said:
You're not far off Rogie. I went to school with the guy here in TO, and he sure wasn't bright. He was such a prankster and goofball that everyone laughed at him, not with him. Now he's laughing at us from LA and all his millions.
Emma my dear... you can do a lot more than just watch. You can actually put the condom yourself, but only under one condition... you can't use your hands or your feet.
I have no friggin' idea how you're going to get the condom out of the package... but I can dream can't I?
I have no friggin' idea how you're going to get the condom out of the package... but I can dream can't I?
(*looking away just in case calloway looks my way after that comment I made in a recent post about him possibly being ugly as he wanted to name his first baby with Red Jenna after CEO...*)
I didn't think you guys were still interested... so the producers shelved the project. Looks like I'll be speaking with them tomorrow... stay tuned. 
Before we can allow you on Survivor KW... our lawyers have advised us that all contestants will need to go through a series of intensive personality tests to see if there is any potential danger to the other island participants. Please follow this link... post your score and overall assessment.
http://www.scientificpsychic.com/cgi-bin/zamtst2.pl
http://www.scientificpsychic.com/cgi-bin/zamtst2.pl
calloway ... wow! the personality test took longer than my senior year university exams!
The results ... I was in the sociable+ for all the categories... I had a " ? " under s4) Egocentrism: it indicated "Conflicting responses. accommodating, proud, romantic. You are also forgiving, humble, altruistic, caring.
I think the rest means I am OK (*worrying as to what this really means and what Freud would have thought of the test score results...maybe I should lie down on that couch....*)
The results ... I was in the sociable+ for all the categories... I had a " ? " under s4) Egocentrism: it indicated "Conflicting responses. accommodating, proud, romantic. You are also forgiving, humble, altruistic, caring.
I think the rest means I am OK (*worrying as to what this really means and what Freud would have thought of the test score results...maybe I should lie down on that couch....*)
It's pretty obvious that this personality test is reconfirming what we already knew about the both of you. The show's more serious concern is the liability risk from the results coming in from CEO and Rogie...
Hold on to your pants...
I am "cumming" with the results soon.
The test asks the same questions over and over in slightly different formats and tone just to rattle our cages...
BTW, where's yours (results) ??
I am "cumming" with the results soon.
The test asks the same questions over and over in slightly different formats and tone just to rattle our cages...
BTW, where's yours (results) ??
And concerned you should be...
171 questions? That's more than my last police interrogation (for the record - i maintain she looked 18). Mark me down for deviant or whatever. sounds like you need that in the mix for entertainment value anyhow. Makes for better "TV".
171 questions? That's more than my last police interrogation (for the record - i maintain she looked 18). Mark me down for deviant or whatever. sounds like you need that in the mix for entertainment value anyhow. Makes for better "TV".
