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Superman DOES Exist, And He Is Egyptian

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Superman does exist and he's Egyptian.

This man is so strong that he can bend quaters with his eyelids, avoids shaking people's hands because he accidently breaks their bones, lifts a full-size car with just on hand and has been banned by the Egyptian government from working because he has beaten up all his bosses and co-workers because he has the temper of a Tasmanian Devil.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0c_1230855725 (video)

Did I also mention he has had 28 wives in his life because he needs to have sex 15 times A DAY or otherwise he goes berzerk and beats up the entire neighborhood?
 
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What a plie of carp
He claims all this strength and then does not wish to give a demonstration


He also says he has never slept? WTF
Physically impossible
 
JohnLarue said:
What a plie of carp
He claims all this strength and then does not wish to give a demonstration


He also says he has never slept? WTF
Physically impossible
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Agree. Totally obvious sham. NO ONE can live without sleeping. People who are cursed with the disorder that prevents them from sleeping eventually die.

260 horsepower?? :rolleyes:
 
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Do you guys believe that bullcrap? He says he can't work because he's afraid he might beat up his bosses, and won't demonstrate his stenghth in the studio because "nobody will be able to stop my anger and I might destroy everything in sight".

Regarding the 260 HP stranghth it was certified by egyptian medics, so this guy has the same power as a Chevy V-8 pick-up truck?
 
If I remembe correctly, he said that one horsepower = 360 men. So if he is 260 horsepower, he is 90,000 time stronger than the average man. Seems right to me.
 
I had to watch to laugh. So many issues with consistency. That alone makes it not worthy of further time investment.

But - lets look at the numbers.
  • The link says 360HP
  • The reporter states "strength of 30,000 men or 260 horsepower"
  • In the video he says he is 260
  • He also says that one man is less than one horsepower. Based on the numbers above (260/30000) it would be .0087 horsepower....
  • He said one HP is 360 men (that is .0027 BTW)
  • He said his father had 840HP
My favorite is the sex item (of course). 15 times a day. If he gets a burst of energy he will break things. I wonder what happens when he feels that special moment....:rolleyes:
 
How many horsepower are you guys? I had my doctor test me last month, and was a measly .008335 horse power. :(
 
hairyfucker said:
But - lets look at the numbers.

[*]He said one HP is 360 men (that is .0027 BTW)
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That's bullcrap, so are you telling me that my 65-horse power R1 motorcycle has the strength of 1,000 men? How about we tie a rope to 1,000 men and they pull on it while I pull the other side with my bike.... they would drag me all the way to Lakeshore without breaking a drop of sweat :rolleyes:

Something is VERY wrong with the scientific measure of horsepower.
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsepower

Engineering in History recounts that John Smeaton initially estimated that a horse could produce 22,916-foot-pounds per minute. John Desaguliers increased that to 27,500-foot-pounds per minute. "Watt found by experiment in 1782 that a 'brewery horse' was able to produce 32,400-foot-pounds per minute". James Watt and Matthew Boulton standardized that figure at 33,000 the next year.[4]

Put into perspective, a healthy human can produce about 1.2 hp briefly (see Orders of magnitude (power)) and sustain about 0.1 hp indefinitely, and trained athletes can manage up to about 0.3 horsepower for a period of several hours.

Most observers familiar with horses and their capabilities estimate that Watt was either a bit optimistic or intended to under promise and over deliver; few horses can maintain that effort for long. Regardless, comparison to a horse proved to be an enduring marketing tool.
 
JohnLarue said:
Put into perspective, a healthy human can produce about 1.2 hp briefly (see Orders of magnitude (power)) and sustain about 0.1 hp indefinitely, and trained athletes can manage up to about 0.3 horsepower for a period of several hours.
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So horsepower simply means endurance/resistance x time? I thought it actually meant the brute pull-force capability.
 
One thing remains unclear. Are the hosts in on some kind of cruel joke, or are they serious? If they are, then they're pretty gullible.
 
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What a load of shit. I'm guessing that show was the Egyptian equivalent of Jerry Springer.
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No. It's the national news magazine, it's the equivalent of the CBC here in Canada.
 
Music_Box said:
No. It's the national news magazine, it's the equivalent of the CBC here in Canada.
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They have electricity over there???????





Fuggin eh





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I want more proof. I say let's put him in a professional wrestling match against our best wrestlers. Then let's see who gets whoooped. :p
 
Superman my ass, guy needs to join a gym and do some major cardio, forget the weights he is too out of shape.
 
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