Wow, didn't realize the prize didn't go last week. Out driving today noticed signs that it'll be up to 32 Million.
Good luck everybody!
Good luck everybody!
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Almost 1800 bucks a day for 50 years.Bigbossfan said:Wow, didn't realize the prize didn't go last week. Out driving today noticed signs that it'll be up to 32 Million.
Thats a whole lotta vag.
I guess I would be able to settle the debate on if one would get sick of it, after a while. Of course any girl you get after winning that sort of cash is in effect a prostitute, it would be difficult to sort out the ones who want you for your money vs those who like you for you. At least with a SP, it is honest.
I say no. Even when Mr Happy can't salute that many times a day, I would switch to either longer sessions or other non penetrative skin on skin contact.
Mr. FatOne:FatOne said:
You do not have to tell any girl you have a fat wallet of 32 Million CAD if you happen to hit the biggie. By the way, the Mega Million Jackpot was worth 60 Million USD on Tuesday 12/26. Wonder any Terbite hits it.
We'll find out when everyone's favs are suddenly unavailible.Scenicdrive said:... Wonder any Terbite hits it.
FatOne said:
I'll probably buy a ticket although I don't know why I think it's a rip off I can't win even $ 10 and if you even get 5 numbers the prizes stink.
If you win the 32, it will be front page news. Although I guess few remember what the last winners look like. I suppose if any golddigger would try to look you up, it would be in the first year.Scenicdrive said:Mr. FatOne:
You do not have to tell any girl you have a fat wallet of 32 Million CAD if you happen to hit the biggie. By the way, the Mega Million Jackpot was worth 60 Million USD on Tuesday 12/26. Wonder any Terbite hits it.
It might be a bit odd to hide the fact that you got some serious cash. Living in downtown TO, driving a lexus. Makes the "what do you do for a living question" hard to answer. I suppose one could in truth claim to be in asset management, or financial planning for a small client base [of one].
As for the mega millions, you pretty much have to divide it by 2.5 3 [33% to 40%] It X million over 25 years, upfront is much less, then you pay almost 30% in withholding tax before you even get the money. Add back 10 to 15% for the CDN dollar, and you look at getting about a third.
I only bother getting a ticket if it goes above 250 million. It isn't worth the BOHICA of crossing the border for less.
I also only play the stupid 7 or the sick 49 when it hits 25+, it saves money, and between plays I can fantasy spend the big bucks rather then the smaller prizes.
FatOne said:
Good names for these 2 lotteries , It's funny we buy tickets for the big prize but the odds are astronomical , as far as the secondary prizes they are a sad joke , not worth buying a ticket for.
Geezzz, can you just get your lawyer to pick up the big prize for you???FatOne said:
Even if you go claim the prize yourself, chances are not too many professional girlfriends will catch the news and know that you are the new big fat fish to be hooked. LOL!!!The good doc shall make a deal with you, Mr. FatOne. You can hit all the jackpots above 250 million. Whereas, all jackpots less than 250 millions will go to the good doc. *Wink, wink* Btw, the current Mega Million jackpot is $72 Million USD with a cash payout of $43 Millions. Please wish the good doc luck. LOL!!!FatOne said:
I only buy one ticket. I play just to give the fantasy life a bit of an umph. The odds of winning on one ticket are the same as a 100, as 0*100 is still zero. Try to explain that to people who take part in those polls, it is pointless. My odds of winning 32 million are just as much as theirs of winning say 1/50th of a 32 million, but the dream world is much richer at 32, there is more value.
There are about 4 million in the GTA. Let us assume there are 100 who are hardcore gold diggers, and you know there must be more. 1 target, 100 hunters. Of course it dosen't help that I am currently repulsive to women, so the fact that anyone shows any interest in my is a sure sign something is wrong.
All I need is one 250 million jackpot, about 80 million after everything. You can have all the other wins, I care not. I would be hard pressed to spend more than 30 mill, anything more would just be insurance vs hyperinflation or other economic cluster fornications. The biggest reason for my 250 rule for the US is that I hate crossing the border. The mega millions only goes above 250 a couple of times a year.
I sure as hell would never trust anyone to pick up a ticket, except for the old man. I might consider using his services in that regard. It is nice to come from a functional family.Scenicdrive said:Geezzz, can you just get your lawyer to pick up the big prize for you???
The good doc shall make a deal with you, Mr. FatOne. You can hit all the jackpots above 250 million. Whereas, all jackpots less than 250 millions will go to the good doc. *Wink, wink* Btw, the current Mega Million jackpot is $72 Million USD with a cash payout of $43 Millions. Please wish the good doc luck. LOL!!!
There are about 4 million in the GTA. Let us assume there are 100 who are hardcore gold diggers, and you know there must be more. 1 target, 100 hunters. Of course it dosen't help that I am currently repulsive to women, so the fact that anyone shows any interest in my is a sure sign something is wrong.
All I need is one 250 million jackpot, about 80 million after everything. You can have all the other wins, I care not. I would be hard pressed to spend more than 30 mill, anything more would just be insurance vs hyperinflation or other economic cluster fornications. The biggest reason for my 250 rule for the US is that I hate crossing the border. The mega millions only goes above 250 a couple of times a year.
Ok, if you do not trust your lawyer, may be the lotto people will allow you to wear a face mask when you claim your big prize. This way, no one will recognise the rich man in you. *cool* Just claim that you suffer some facial injury when you were deep frying your fish. *Wink, wink* As for crossing the border to buy Mega Million Lotto ticket, it is perfectly legitimate reason, isn't it??? So what is the worry??? Unless if you run into a female border guard, you tell her to suck your sausage. Or if it is a male guard, you tell him to kiss your ass.FatOne said:
That may be cause for concern. LOL!!!I doubt the lotto people would go along with that. They are very big on making their winners public. This goes double with the recent troubles they have had with retailers ripping off the lotto winners by claiming the tickets as their own.Scenicdrive said:Ok, if you do not trust your lawyer, may be the lotto people will allow you to wear a face mask when you claim your big prize. This way, no one will recognise the rich man in you. *cool* Just claim that you suffer some facial injury when you were deep frying your fish. *Wink, wink* As for crossing the border to buy Mega Million Lotto ticket, it is perfectly legitimate reason, isn't it??? So what is the worry??? Unless if you run into a female border guard, you tell her to suck your sausage. Or if it is a male guard, you tell him to kiss you ass.
As for the border, I hate crossing over for any reason. They have pretty much total power to search you, or deny you entry and too many of them get off on using their power to make up for their petty lives. It is only about every 5th trip where you get bombarded with stupid questions far in excess of what is reasonable, but it is a hassle I don't like. As if I would tell the truth if I planned of slamming a plane in a building or was transporting teenage hookers. Never mind that over here, it is over 6 bucks for the bridge and one has to cross one of the most militant reserves, with their own police force. 3 rather good reasons to try and limit trips over the border. So I set the rule high enough that it only happens once or twice a year.
FatOne said:
Actually there are thousands and thousand of people crossing the border in both directions everyday. The good doc knows of people who cross the border just to buy lottery tickets when the jackpots are huge.
As long as you have a legitimate reason and have valid identification documents, it should not be a major issue. Understand that some border guards are bastards and bitches. But that is life. There are bastards and bitches everywhere. As long as you do not provoke them or cause suspicion, chances are you will be allowed to cross.Scenicdrive said:
I do cross the border. I just have a low tolerance for bastards and bitches, and I don't like to do so. For a chance at 100 million after everything, I will continue to do so.
It isn't every time I get hassled, far from it, but I say it happens about 10% to 20% of the time. I hate that attitude, esp when it isn't warrented. I wouldn't have tolerated that shit anywhere else except at a border crossing or being pulled over by pork.
Everytime I got through, but I don't need the hassle in my life. Not just to pick up a lotto ticket as there is nothing else in this part of New York... unless it is a 250 mega millions lotto. Then I will bother. If the prize is only 72 million [or less then 25] why deal with the chance of bullshit, plus over 6 bucks to cross the bridge just to get a lotto ticket, when I can wait a month or so and get a stupid 7 hassle free.
Other times it is little more then a welcome and go on through.
However unlike say, Tim Hortons, where I can just tell them to fuck right off and suck it, at the border it is a bit different. Last thing I want is to be denied entry and be put on a list... and they know it.
Cobster said:
Please explain what this means and maybe you could also be a litle more expansive on your feelings about this lottery .
Watch out!!! The Mega Millions Lotto is worth $84M USD today and the Powerball is worth $100M USD for tomorrow, both to be won by the good doc with Freddie's creative wheeling systems.Vov76 said:
http://www.usamega.com/ Ok, ok, Freddie, you can win the bigger jackpot and let the good doc take the meager $84M. *Wink, wink* LOL!!!Geezzz....Is it because your wallet is the FatOne too??? May be that is why you are so hard to please eh???FatOne said:
Actually with the combined cash value of $97Million USD from both jackpots, why would anyone mind some tax from the government??? The good doc certainly would not. *Wink, wink* LOL!!!
