Super Bowl Halftime entertainment

mrpolarbear

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Whats does everybody do during halftime? Hopefully i will carry on a 20 yr traditon by getting a blowjob from the old lady. took her in the bathroom at a party when DA BEARS won and every year after that no matter whos playing . Shes a trooper. This years gonna be tough though . Do i get it before The Stones play or after?
 

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mrpolarbear said:
Whats does everybody do during halftime? Hopefully i will carry on a 20 yr traditon by getting a blowjob from the old lady. took her in the bathroom at a party when DA BEARS won and every year after that no matter whos playing . Shes a trooper. This years gonna be tough though . Do i get it before The Stones play or after?
I was going to caring on my tradition of fucking someones wife right before she goes home for the Superbowl halftime show.

If she seems tired, same my name.;)
 

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Back Burner said:
I was going to caring on my tradition of fucking someones wife right before she goes home for the Superbowl halftime show.

If she seems tired, same my name.;)
I always wonderd why i could never find her during the second quarter.
 

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I think Keith Richards looks the same now as he did in the 70's. Which back then he was a mess and today he looks okay.

Mick looked pretty good until he stripped down to his t-shirt and revealed his senior citizen flabby under-bicep. (Side note - Jagger has got to be the worst on-stage dancer ever)

Charlie Watts is the only stone that refuses to use grecian formula.

Ron Wood surprisingly appears to be the youngest looking of the current stones, unless that was his son subbing for him.

Bill Wyman looked great.

However the stone who still has that youth like appearance goes to Brian Jones. He's still the same after all of these years.

I hated the song selection - Start Me Up is so cliche, I'd rather have Shattered or Jumpin Jack Flash. But then again, I would have preferred to have a tribute of Motown at half time as opposed to before the game. At the very least, KISS would have been more appropriate than the Stones.
 

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Ref said:
However the stone who still has that youth like appearance goes to Brian Jones. He's still the same after all of these years.
I'm not so sure. He looks pretty thin, just skin and bones. Well, maybe just bones.
 

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Ref said:
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However the stone who still has that youth like appearance goes to Brian Jones. He's still the same after all of these years.
Ha !

I didn't watch the bowl. Was Bill Wyman really there or is Ref yanking us ?
 

The Bandit

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They allowed the Stones a halftime pass from the Senior Citizens home...:p
 

Dawgger

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I sure hope "the Stones" were better live than they were on TV.
Thought there performance was far below their best!
 

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halftime show sucked

What, that was it?? 1 band ! I had to provide a history lesson for the young.
 
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