Summer.......new at Eden's

[calloway]

CEO... I think Phyllis Diller would have been a great lay.

As far as accurate descriptions Summer... you have to understand that in many cases potential clients are lied to over the telephone to get them to the location. Eden's may be truthful about their ladies... but it's certainly not a guarantee elsewhere.

 

[ceo8888ca]

Phyllis Diller ?

Calloway,

Would Phyllis be a great lay because she can joke about it half way through?

Like..

"Hey, I think you pee-pee is in my poo-poo, please dig him out ?"

or

"Please! DATY is done at the other end !"

OK, I am hi-jacking the thread... I will stop now..

 

[calloway]

Since you have hijacked this thread CEO... here are some famous Phyllis Diller quotes...

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home"

"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight"

"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight"

"Calloway... thank you... I've never had that many orgasms in one hour"

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

Calloway and CEO you two are just too much! Thanks for the laugh... I needed that.

 

[akizagor]

I haven't had a session with Summer, but have briefly met her. She is an attractive, somewhat larger woman. Very nice smile, too.

 

[hot4summer]

hey now i'm not that large lol

 

[hot4summer]

Yes I know that most places just will say anything over the phone to get you guys to come in, it's really too bad that they do that, it's a waste of everyone's time in my humble opinion. Who wants to drive to a place in anticipation just to be dissapointed. I know I wouldn't be happy about it lol

 

[akizagor]

hey now i'm not that large lol

No, I agree, not that large either.

 

[calloway]

So Akizagor... can you confirm the original description Summer gave of herself? "I'm 29yrs old. I have really long blonde wavy hair, i'm very pretty and busty, 38DD,34,36 and i'm about 5,4"

 

[akizagor]

So Akizagor... can you confirm the original description Summer gave of herself? "I'm 29yrs old. I have really long blonde wavy hair, i'm very pretty and busty, 38DD,34,36 and i'm about 5,4"

From what I saw, that would seem to be accurate.

 

[SexyKiki]

Does anybody here know if she worked previously in an adult entertainment nightclub?

 

[hot4summer]

No I haven't actually

 

[SexyKiki]

Just wondering, you sound like a girl that worked at the DollHouse in Kitchener. My mistake.

 

[hot4summer]

No problemo!

 

[lucky_charm]

Yeah guys, what are your measurements? I'd like to know in advance, it does matter to some of us. And I don't mean your waist!!!

 

[calloway]

Yeah guys, what are your measurements? I'd like to know in advance, it does matter to some of us. And I don't mean your waist!!!

Lucky Charm... you better be a female! You mean after all these years of being told otherwise... it really is about the size of your dick and not how you use it?

 

[kinks_r_us]

...Lucky Charm is most DEFINATELY a female!!

And a wiggly one at that!!!
(and ticklish)

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

Absolutely female!

...Lucky Charm is most DEFINATELY a female!!

I'll vouch for that ... she is definitely 100% female and a cutey!

 

[calloway]

Lucky Charms... does she go all mushy when you squirt milk on her?

 

[kinks_r_us]

Lucky Charms... does she go all mushy when you squirt milk on her?

Don't know about that, but she remains good till the last drop!!
Also, she melts in your mouth, AND in your hands.