Suicide bombers - and how to beat them

[danmand]

 

[Rockslinger]

http://www.cp24.com/world/sunni-mosque-bombing-other-attacks-in-iraq-kill-33-1.1453572

 

[JohnLarue]

Two middle east gentleman who happened to be old friends bumped into each other in a bazar.
They had not see each other for many years and went for a coffee to catch up.

Guy A: So AS if, how is your family?
Guy B:My wife is in good health and my daughters are maturing into beautiful young ladies, however they are all with heavy heart
Guy A:Why is that?
Guy B: Our eldest son AK mad enrolled to be a suicide bomber and was killed two weeks ago while completing his mission.

Guy A: What, that is terrible, my boy Abdulla was also killed as a suicide bomber , four months ago. Perhaps you recall the incident at the boarder crossing
Guy B: Yes I do.

A moment of silence occurs as each ponders the fate of their son

Guy A, slowly shaking his head: "Kids, they blow up so quickly these days"

 

[Rockslinger]

The Israelis using "liberal lefty politically incorrect" methods seem to have stopped the flow of suicide bombers in Israel.

 

[Aardvark154]

OK it stops the Suicide Bomber short of the target. However, that prevents said suicide bomber from still murdering a large number of people how?

Further how does it discriminate between your cell phone and Bob's bomb?

 

[geezer]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in one of their training sessions -

OK Boys, listen up, I'm only gonna show you this once!

 

[Rockslinger]

In related news, American Islamic terrorist, Omar Hammami, has apparently been killed by other Islamic terrorists.