subDave, got rice?

Thanks Cruise ... LOL ... yeah, its funny man ... I think my sister played me something like that before.

There is a really funny one entitled "Chinese Take Out" or something like that man ... it was so funny I almost peed in my pants ... LOL :D I think you can easily get it on Kazaa ...
 
yo dave u got a sister? I always hought that you embodied all the qualities i look for in a woman except the cock thing. I think your sister would be my dream girl.
 
bishop said:
yo dave u got a sister? I always hought that you embodied all the qualities i look for in a woman except the cock thing. I think your sister would be my dream girl.

Sorry man, she is the exact opposite of me. LOL

Somtimes I think me and my sister should swap bodies ...

Yet, I will never go to Thailand and get a sex change. I love women too much ... especially being abused, used and humiliated by them ... hehehehehe :D
 
dave get a sex change and become a lesbian, that would work, plus you could become a premeire SP on TERB.
 
LOL :D

Nah ... I enjoy having my cock and balls being abused, kicked and slapped. Besides, I love it when women laugh at my small cock and balls ... its so humiliating ... something that really turns me on ... hehehhe
 
SD: Are you being serious with all your fetishes or are you just pulling our chain with some of them???

Anyway you know what? It doesn't matter. As long as you are having a good time and no one is getting hurt or abused.... wait, lemme restate that... as long as no one is UNWILLINGLY getting hurt or abused ;) then it's all good. Whatever floats your boat man..........
 
LOL Don ... I was thinking about cleaning your wife out after you and her are finished with the deeds ...

If you have me around, you guys will be saving shit loads of money cause you don't need to buy condoms, she does not need to use toilet paper anymore and she does not need to do get her tubes tided because I'd be there to lick and suck her clean making sure she does not get pregnant ... LOL :D
 
does that smell bad, mix with shit and someone else's sperm?

how did u get this kind of special habbit?

i can't figure out people would like to do this.
 
ok, lets go back to thefirst time u see this kind of stuff on ur computer or tv.
do u find it disgusting?
 
While I can say that dave's fetishes are a bit too freaky for my tastes, I recall a thread or two in the past on "yellow and brown showers" and that kind of stuff really grosses me out!