Stuff all SPs say and what it means

[Kracker]

“Wow it’s so big” = at least it’s not a micropenis

“What do you have planned for tonite” = gtf out of here already I have to piss

“Ooh you’re so handsome” = thank G-d you’re not deformed or in a wheelchair

“You’re so funny” = wtf are you taking about?

C’mon there’s more! What have you heard?

 

[havingfun]

"I love you" - keep spending money on me and I will love you more
"Are you married?" - I would be shocked that someone would marry you

 

[sp free]

Of course I came - I didn’t cum you moron.

 

[shack]

There's only one thing they all say:

Donation, please. (And the please is optional.)

 

[luvyeah]

Aaah aah, mmmmh mmmhmmh oh yeah baby oh yeah! aah aah ,sssssc, ooooooooo, oh oh, oh, ahhh ahhh

 

[wazup]

'Do you have everything' - No way this loser (looser for dumb people) is intentionally forgetting something so he has to come back

'Nice shoes' - you know they're made for walking

'Is it warming up outside' - that's where you need to be now

'You're not that fat' - I didn't know we had a freight elevator

 

[LatikaDD1]

“Wow it’s so big” = at least it’s not a micropenis

“What do you have planned for tonite” = gtf out of here already I have to piss

“Ooh you’re so handsome” = thank G-d you’re not deformed or in a wheelchair

“You’re so funny” = wtf are you taking about?

C’mon there’s more! What have you heard?

I disagree with your third one... If we say youre so handsome, you probably are better looking than the average. I think most SP's look past physical disabilities/deformities

lol surprisingly, I cant think of any

 

[commommants]

"Cum for me daddy" - Finish alreadyyyy

 

[Kracker]

"Are you married?" - I would be shocked that someone would marry you

'Is it warming up outside' - that's where you need to be now

'You're not that fat' - I didn't know we had a freight elevator

OK I actually choked laughing at that last one.

 

[jeffmont55]

Is it windy outside? - You look disheveled!

 

[markymark]

Of course I remember you = who da fuck are you?

 

[wazup]

'Let me slip into something more comfortable' - like a coma.

'Let me take your clothes' - where do you iron these, in the driveway

 

[OnTheWayOut]

"You numba one" - until the next numba one arrives

"I can't live without you" - keep that wallet open pal

"I don't do that, only for you" - and any other guy who coughs up enough cash

 

[Samranchoi]

I would say all the things I have been told but honestly I cannot, for the life of me, think of what they really wanted to say. So I guess all of their compliments were, ahem, what they really thought. By the way, watching Guns Akimbo, pretty good movie. Or is that what I really think about the movie.

 

[squeezer]

I would say all the things I have been told but honestly I cannot, for the life of me, think of what they really wanted to say. So I guess all of their compliments were, ahem, what they really thought. By the way, watching Guns Akimbo, pretty good movie. Or is that what I really think about the movie.

Who can take a funny thread and white knight it, the one and only- Samranchoi

 

[Boober69]

"No black guys under 30" = My boyfriend is in his 20's and sees SP's but doesn't know I do this

or

= No black guys who have less than 30 inches

 

[glamphotographer]

"Your so cute" - like my sister's bulldog.

 

[malata]

"you're so big, go slow"

translation = fucker, you're stretching my pussy my boyfriend might fall in

 

[St2221]

" i want you in me doggy-style" = I don't want to look at your ugly ass face

 

[Kracker]

" i want you in me doggy-style" = I don't want to look at your ugly ass face

lol dead on