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I have been seeing this woman for a few weeks. We have been chatting before bed every night. Real conversations.

Opening up about ourselves. I told her about my recent illness and recovery. She was quiet for a bit and then she said she had been holding back.

She said "I want to be open with you. I have issues with my bowels and sometimes I can get constipated"

I said " I think you are full of shit"

Dial tone.

What did I say?
 
Call her back and tell her relationships suffer when partners keep things bottled up.



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You should have asked her if her morals are as loose as her bowels......
 
So did she tell you if she did greek
 
A beet juice a day keeps the colon at bay...
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Tell her you have a really nice vegetable garden and invite her over for some juice, if not and she's hot pass me her number and I'll take care of if for you. :hippie:
 
red said:
I have been seeing this woman for a few weeks. We have been chatting before bed every night. Real conversations.

Opening up about ourselves. I told her about my recent illness and recovery. She was quiet for a bit and then she said she had been holding back.

She said "I want to be open with you. I have issues with my bowels and sometimes I can get constipated"

I said " I think you are full of shit"

Dial tone.

What did I say?
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Assuming that your post isn't a joke to stimulate the throwing of feces, what would you have thought of her, if she had made a crude joke about your illness?

You humiliated her by making a crude, insensitive comment about what is obviously a sensitive and embarrassing issue for her.

If you don't care about her, then you said the perfect thing to get rid of her. If you do care for her, then you should apologize and explain how your feeble attempt at humor, etc., etc.
 
Asclepius said:
Assuming that your post isn't a joke to stimulate the throwing of feces, what would you have thought of her, if she had made a crude joke about your illness?

You humiliated her by making a crude, insensitive comment about what is obviously a sensitive and embarrassing issue for her.

If you don't care about her, then you said the perfect thing to get rid of her. If you do care for her, then you should apologize and explain how your feeble attempt at humor, etc., etc.
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My friend, please ex-lax and read some of red's other posts. I think you will realize there is no need to "dump" on him like this. Oh wait, on second thought red does post a lot of crap doesn't he :)
 
NHFL said:
My friend, please ex-lax and read some of red's other posts. I think you will realize there is no need to "dump" on him like this. Oh wait, on second thought red does post a lot of crap doesn't he :)
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No shit!
 
Lol, OP is such an insensitive douche.
Bowel troubles can be a serious matter.

Sometimes wording a phrase or sentence differently can come out with different results.

Girls, unlike us guys, are very sensitive about their flaws. Some are less susceptible to our jokes but in the end they are girls.
 
Apologize, explain to her what a pain in the ass you are and that you want to put that behind you and get some movement in your relationship. Hope she doesn't finish with you and wipe you off ;)
 
Was this the girl that smelled like spearmint?? I guess she didn't appreciate the insinuation that she smelled like shit! :Eek:
 
Asclepius said:
Assuming that your post isn't a joke to stimulate the throwing of feces, what would you have thought of her, if she had made a crude joke about your illness?

You humiliated her by making a crude, insensitive comment about what is obviously a sensitive and embarrassing issue for her.

If you don't care about her, then you said the perfect thing to get rid of her. If you do care for her, then you should apologize and explain how your feeble attempt at humor, etc., etc.
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I called her back and explained I was trying to help.

She seemed to be ok and we started back where we were laughing and joking.

We made arrangements to go clubbing and I said I loved dancing and having fun.

She wasn't sure if she could go. So I said "hey, you need to let go and get this potty started!"

Dial tone.
 
red said:
I called her back and explained I was trying to help.

She seemed to be ok and we started back where we were laughing and joking.

We made arrangements to go clubbing and I said I loved dancing and having fun.

She wasn't sure if she could go. So I said "hey, you need to let go and get this potty started!"

Dial tone.
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Gee... was it something you said? :rolleyes:
 
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