Stop ALL posting NOW...please

[papasmerf]

Are you saying he had wood for Great Bear???

I got wooden floors

 

[great bear]

Are you saying he had wood for Great Bear???

Yep, softwood.

 

[papasmerf]

Yep, softwood.

and we all know bears love to chew on soft wood

 

[LancsLad]

Yep, softwood.

You can always tell a dogwood,.........by the bark.!!!!!!!!!!



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[LancsLad]

Cedar he goes again - good one, Lancs! Fir GB's sake, willow stop these puns? Though this thread is very conical.

I'll extend the branch of friendship to GB, see if he'll be a bud, then leave.


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[LancsLad]

You know that GB doesn't really leave, he just sprouts back up, again. Stumps me, every time.

Thats the root of the problem.

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[LancsLad]

Yes, that bear could easily be a stalk-er, though he is currently in limb-o.

Anything GB says is a conifer ever heard one.


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[great bear]

I wood get involved with you two but trees to many.

 

[great bear]

Shoot, he's back. Hi GB!

Lanc's thought you were Lookingforitallthetime? Lanc's is not the brightest branch on the tree.

 

[LancsLad]

I should have let him hang for a while.

*Where is that noose?*

I always dreamed of being well hung.

 

[great bear]

I always dreamed of being well hung.

Your Chinese? If so you spell it Weil Hung.

 

[Ben Hogan]

After reading this thread, I want to "log"" out.

 

[LancsLad]

You admitting to being limber? Penis, er, I mean, pinus flexilis?

English Oak, a hard wood.

 

[Lou Siffer]

Well, I'm bark from my trip and happy to see that terb is still lumbering along.
You guys were great. I assed you for a favour and you did your best. Proving that you're not just a bunch of ash-holes.

 

[LancsLad]

Well, I'm bark from my trip and happy to see that terb is still lumbering along.
You guys were great. I assed you for a favour and you did your best. Proving that you're not just a bunch of ash-holes.

Who would have thought it possible but I'm sycamore puns in this thread.

 

[LancsLad]

You lilac a mo...f...Holly geez, I thought these threads were poplar amongst the punsters. Well, at least Lou is happy and cherry.

Pssst, Lancs, I have tulips fir you. It's Springtime!

Thanks!!

I would love it if you would plant your tulips around my root.

 

[LancsLad]

...and in a bed. Dirt-y minds think alike.

Cover me, i'm going in.

 

[Lou Siffer]

I would love it if you would plant your tulips around my root.

Whe I get roses, I always put them on the piano. But when I get tulips, I put them on my organ.