Stock Tips

[holden]

any good ones

Viking has been doing well - everyday it's been going higher and higher. It's now at 7.63 and I think it will go higher

 

[kevdidit]

any good ones

Viking has been doing well - everyday it's been going higher and higher. It's now at 7.63 and I think it will go higher

Buy Low!!! Sell High!!!

 

[Flower]

A good stock tip ....

Listen to your broker!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Pumpkin futures have been going up all summer. I suspect they'll peak around December 1.

 

[kevdidit]

stock symbols

AFL.BO Invest in your favorite football locker room.
BYO.AX Sounds like a logger party.
CHIC The trendy stock.
CRZY A highly volatile stock.
CTCO.NS City thugs want your money!
GEEK Gotta have something to counter the CHIC stock.
DABU.NS Forget Saturday Night Lives "da-bulls" and "da-bears."
BNCO.NS At least they are honest about the way they run their business.
EMCO.NS More cons that are up from about their identity.
FUN Stock investing can be fun and games.
GASEX The anti-flatulent mutual fund.
GODD Now people can invest directly for future sins.
HIT Be careful... you may take a hit with this stock.
HITS The reoccurring version of HIT.
HUMP Forget pump and dump stock schemes.
ICSEX Much better than seeing dead people or copulating in Alaska.
IMAN For the gender biased investor.
INSEX This fund sees a lot of movement.
LESS.BO Must be an F-F (female to female) company or an anti-perspirant company.
LMNE Your stock broker is sure to sell this stock that is sure to go bad.
LUV What's love got to do with it?
MAN For the gender biased investor.
ONE.TO The stock that likes to count.
MORE.BO A stock that is sure to make you sweat.
MRB.SN Every company needs a good BS-er, this one even named the company after him.
MRFIX When your portfolio breaks, add this mutual fund.
PNSEX The freaky golden shower mutual fund.
RATIX Forget dog ticks, get the New York sewer variety.
RATL Shake, rattle and roll with this stock.
URI The stock with multiple personalities.
WMNXX Playboy's favorite money market fund.
WSOb The only SOB you can invest in.

 

[kz65]

The Truth About Investment
Stock
A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.

Bond
What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com.

Broker
The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note the first five letters of this word spell Broke.

Bear
What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.

Bull
What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.

Margin
Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're supposed to be listening to your manager's presentation.

Short Position
A type of trade where, in theory, a person sells stocks he doesn't actually own. Since this also only ever works in theory, a short position is what a person usually ends up being in (i.e. "The rent, sir? Hahaha, well, I'm a little short this month.").

Commission
The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one.

Yak
What you do into a pail when you discover your stocks have plunged and your broker is making a margin call.

great analogy

 

[happygrump]

Pioneer Aviation! Pioneer Aviation!

 

[Flower]

My crystal ball advises that you play ...

Does anyone have the winning numbers for the super 7?

3, 7, 8, 18, 29, 33, 37

 

[TheBigV]

tips

There are good stocks out there, you just have to look hard enough. Lorus (LOR-TSX) will be getting FDA approval soon and looks like its in an uptrend.
Also look at Raymor Industries (RAR-TSX Venture), it is in a strong uptrend. Prices are low enough to make a ten bagger for sure. Good luck!

TheBigV