STD Poll

Have you ever contracted an STD as a direct result of participating in the hobby?

  • Yes

    Votes: 11 20.4%
  • No

    Votes: 32 59.3%
  • Unsure

    Votes: 11 20.4%

  • Total voters
    54

drlove

Ph.D. in Pussyology
Oct 14, 2001
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The doctor is in
To your knowledge, have you ever contracted an STD as a direct result of your participation in the hobby??
 
PHNINE said:
Because I hobby hard, I get tested every three months or so. Just to be on the safe side.
Take it easy...

The young bull said to the old bull, while they were standing on a hill overlooking a herd of cows:

Young Bull: "Let's run down there and fuck a cow"!!!!

Old Bull: "Let's walk down and fuck em' all"!!!

:D
 
Does poison ivy count?
 
PHNINE said:
Oh Rod, you are so wise. What would do i without you...LOL BTW, when are we gonna fuck them cows? :p

When Goober and Fang get up and leave the herd to you and A Rod.

phinine make sure you inform A Rod not to pick the ugly one this time ok?
 
calloway said:
What a lovely Holiday Season question. I once made out under a Christmas tree and had a terrible rash afterwards... does that count?

Calloway. get to a doctor asap. You are suffering from Pine Nuts!
 
I've had the Chlam but a little red pill took care of that.
Broken condom was the culprit.














Naturally it was a Sheik condom :D
 
Esco! said:
I've had the Chlam but a little red pill took care of that.
Broken comdom was the culprit.
Naturally it was a Sheik condom

That guy is always at the center of every serious issue :cool:
 
great bear said:
Calloway. get to a doctor asap. You are suffering from Pine Nuts!
Thanks Great Bear for the advice... any natural remedies from the great outdoors that you could recommend? I mean animals have sex under trees all the time don't they? Maybe next time... I'll just change our position and she can be on the bottom... ;)
 
Esco, was your Chlam served with mussels and red wine sauce or white wine sauce?
 
calloway said:
Thanks Great Bear for the advice... any natural remedies from the great outdoors that you could recommend? I mean animals have sex under trees all the time don't they? Maybe next time... I'll just change our position and she can be on the bottom... ;)

We generally just lick our testicles for twenty or thirty minutes a day for one week. Are you flexible?
 
Five people caught something from SP's. What did you catch?
 
calloway said:
Thanks Great Bear for the advice... any natural remedies from the great outdoors that you could recommend? I mean animals have sex under trees all the time don't they? Maybe next time... I'll just change our position and she can be on the bottom... ;)

dingleberries lots and lots of dingleberries.....raw