Star Trek question

When Uranus gets hit with a photon torpedo you know was Captain Kirk.
 
Since the topic of this thread is scatalogical Star Trek humour...

Q: What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet?
A: The Captain's Log
 
Why is the Enterprise like toilet paper.

To get all the tribles out of your ass crack.

I'm looking forward to Star Trek: Discovery, Jason Isaacs as The Captain, they couldn't have made a better choice. James Frain (Orphan Black, True Detective) is also now part of the cast.

Breaking News: Latest addition to the cast is a local lass:

 
When it came down to casting the next 007, it came down to Daniel Craig and Jason Isaacs. Craig had two critically acclaimed films at the time (Layer Cake, Munich) and Steven Spielberg lobbied on his behalf.

 
As Tuco would say: Judas! Judas!

Tom Hardy has gone over to the dark side, he will appear in the next Star Wars film. I blame Felicity Jones (Rogue One) for this, she had a fling with him when they were making the mini-series Cape Wrath.

 
I played a practical joke on a work colleague , where I took a "phone message" for him. I told him that "Janice Rand" called for him. lol, all day long, he kept saying, "That name is familiar, I can't remember where I know her from"
 
VioletteGunn said:
lmao!! When I was a kid I loved the intro song and Porthos.......that's it.

I grew up on TNG, Voyager, and DS9 so when I watched Enterprise I just felt like they were copying tropes and characters from the past series, it didn't seem very original in my humble opinion.

Like am I the only one who thinks there is too many personality similarities between Dr. Phlox and Neelix??
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in a few star trek series, they copied alot of characters, the medical doctor hologram was a copy of data cos they wanted another 'android' character on board. and data the android was a copy of spock the vulcan, cause the characters are very similar in the computer like personality and 'logic' and the way they act and talk and the lack of capacity for emotion.

also,?you have the vulcan girl youre all talking about with no capacity for emotion and computer like personality and 'logic', then you have the borg girl seven of nine both similar in computer like personality and devoid of emotion. so yeah, theyre copying and pasting characters all across the board. so you have spock, a computer like character, then data is copied from spock, then seven of nine, another half robot, with almost the same exact personality and talks the same. logical, etc etc, then you have the doctor the medical hologram.devoid of emotion too.
 
To boldy go to the darkside.

They banged...us common schmoes could never get away with something like this.

 
A strange object was sited near the star ship Enterprise, the captain said to beam it aboard.

One of the crew stated that it looked like an old Singer sewing machine,...Worf says,..."shall I have it destroyed captain",...the captain replies,..."no,...make it so",...

FAST
 
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