squeese a lemon on her

[Cruise]

i think there is a good trick for detecting std from sp. For the guys a rule of thumb when going down on a girl. Get a lemon and squeeze it down there and if she squirmishes that means that she either has a cut or some kind of disease. It's a bad oyster.. hehe I hope I don't get beat up for saying that.

 

[twisted troll]

Yeah, that'll go over really well.

"Excuse me, miss, but would you mind if I squeezed a lemon on your doo-dah?"

 

[GlavaMan]

Better to eat your fish with a lemon squeeze than with 'tartar sauce'! ;-)

 

[Alucard]

This is a terrible way to test, yeah you might catch one or two things this way but not others.
geesh

 

[Kitty]

I think a splah of lemon would burn any lady down there std or no std.

 

[The Baroness]

Just trying to figure out if I'd slap or punch the guy who tried to squeeze lemon juice on my kitty kat.

 

[Dr Watchsom]

Why dont you just slap on some rubbing alchohol just to be safe.
christ now I think Ive heard it all

 

[Pyro]

He's got it backwards (poor sap)

If you have a cut, does that mean you're carrying some infectious disease? Of course not. Sorry, but your theory makes no sense.

The Angel is absolutely right!

Anyone that bases their personal health on the results of squeezing a lemon is showing absolutely no regard for safety...or reality!

On the other hand, anyone (male or female) who has a cut on or near their genital area should probably abstain from casual sex with a stranger. The person with the cut is far more vulnerable to infection in case their partner is carying something.

So "Cruise", you should squeeze a lemon on yourself...and if you squirm, keep it in your pants.

Pyro.

 

[The Baroness]

paint remover???

 

[train]

LMAO... one has to assume that it may be a lack of familiarity with the subject that has led to this "tip" .

Having said that , oher than wipped cream and honey I wonder what people's favourite "condiments " are ?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

My std test is to use boiling water to kill off all the infections. I never thought of lemons though. *posted with sarcasm*

 

[Pyro]

This works too!

My std test is to use boiling water to kill off all the infections.

30 seconds in the microwave (on high, of course) will sterilise your tool. After a couple of treatments, you won't need a condom!

Pyro.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Yes we all know what happens to hot dogs in the microwave. - Ouchie - To bring this thread back to a level of seriousness(Ican't believe I am being serious either) If you either do not trust your sexual partner or are unsure of stds then just don't do it.

 

[Berlin]

Ah.....Cruise is just being his silly himself here, don't think he harboured any ill intention. One thing for sure, Cruise, lemon juice should not be considered in your concerned situation. When in doubt, just skip the oyster, or.......................... use siran wrap.

Having said that , oher than wipped cream and honey I wonder what people's favourite "condiments " are ?

Fruit jam, Champagne is nice.

 

[Dr Watchsom]

Re: This works too!

30 seconds in the microwave (on high, of course) will sterilise your tool. After a couple of treatments, you won't need a condom!

Pyro.

LMAF can you picture a person trying to put their bird in a micro wave. Well I did hear of a woman who put her pussy in one to dry it off.

 

[The Baroness]

Bird????
Who calls their thing a bird?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

tweet tweet twidle twidle
only one bird with a hole in the middle?

 

[Dr Watchsom]

Bird????
Who calls their thing a bird?

You do and dont start

 

[The Baroness]

You do and dont start

Too late

 

[xarir]

Hey miranda - welcome back! Hope you're feeling OK these days.

Cruise - did you try the lemon thing on yourself yet? I can't imagine it'd feel nice for either of you even though you'd walk away from the encounter lemony-fresh.