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SP's with pets?

SJ1001

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stunningly accurate. the first night i had him, i tried to put him in a cage and he kicked my ass. i locked him in the bathroom until his neuter appointment the next day (payback's a bitch!), and i was so scared to go in there, i had to pee in the laundry room all night.
those great big teeth should be a tip-off. it's the universal animal kingdom sign for "don't mess with me." but still, since i know he bites, i don't expose him to people he considers "threats" to his territory. why put him through the stress of trying to defend it if i have other options (not to mention my guests' stress at finding out he has jaws like a pitbull)?

Edit: I just watched the clip and laughed and laughed. I love that scene.
 

Moraff

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JoyfulC said:
But these are people who choose to come into my incall location. They're not here to antagonize my pets -- they're here for service from me.
I assume that you inform potential clients of your pet situation when the initial booking is made?
 

JoyfulC

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No, I don't -- I figure if someone's adult enough to be visiting me, they're adult enough to behave themselves. It's not like my cat approaches or attacks people when they come through the door. Quite the opposite, most people don't even know she's here. She only swats people who get in her face. That seems reasonable to me.

But if it's a problem for a guy, then he's free to leave. I'm not exactly begging for business here. Most people appreciate the extra effort that I take to make my incall location not only clean and comfortable for them, but also a fun place to be with lots of variety, mirrors, etc. And anyone who's visited me will tell you that they enjoy fresh clean linens and towels just for their use -- I'm a stickler for that.

But I do have a cat. If that's a problem, then I certainly understand if they choose to take their business elsewhere and I wish them all the best.

..c..
 

guelph

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JoyfulC said:
But I do have a cat. If that's a problem, then I certainly understand if they choose to take their business elsewhere and I wish them all the best.

..c..
Some people are allergic and have no choice but to leave.
 

skypilot

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I won't say which SP told me this but it is a true story about her pet and involves one of the frequent posters on this board.
She was contacted about an incall and the person wanted some kinky sex. He arrived a little early so she had him wait in her living room while she got ready in the bedroom.
She put on a leather bustier, stockings, spike heels. Got her handcuffs, whip, paddle and candles ready. When she was done she went to the living room to get him. He had put on his coat and was heading for the door.
"Hey!" she said, "I thought you wanted some kinky sex, I'm really up for it."
"Listen sweetheart," he replied, "I just fucked your dog and shit in your silverware drawer. What more do you want?"
 

SenorTaco

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I don't mind...

Toya (CatherineTOG's friend) had a puppy, and Catherine was taking care of it when I visited once. It was cute and small and I played with it a bit; it was friendly and licky. But then so was Catherine, so I spent the rest of the time playing with her. Ahhh I miss Catherine.
 

JoyfulC

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guelph said:
Some people are allergic and have no choice but to leave.
Well, of course -- and that's why I wouldn't blame or penalize anyone for doing so. But when you visit an SP's incall location, it's like you're visiting her home. A pet may be a quality of life issue for us.

But oddly enough, I have a few clients who were concerned that allergies would be a problem, and so far, no problems. One guy (who is not a frequent visitor and tends to be troublesome anyway) demanded that I put her out when he saw her. I told him she wasn't an outside cat, but he was free to leave. He didn't want to do that, but then switched to demanding that I "lock" her up in the other room. Lock???? Gee, are we sure that will do it? Maybe a little kittycat straight jacket and leg irons should be used too, just in case! She's very twicky, you know! ;)

I did put her in the other room and close the door, and later in the session, I think he felt a bit embarrassed, and so he tried to tell me that he had severe allergies and that's why he made such a fuss. Unfortunately, that didn't wash either because the truth is that the last several times he'd visited me, she'd been around but he hadn't seen her. And it didn't seem to be a problem.

I'm pretty sure my cat was a dominatrix in her last life. She seems to have a set of rules which only she knows and the infraction of which invites punishment. Most of the time, she can't be bothered with my guests. I mostly work from late morning until early evening, and she's a crepuscular critter. She does get her nose out of joint when I work evenings and don't devote sufficient time to playing with her. Although she's usually snoozing when my clients arrive, occasionally she does take notice of someone and then she's all over him. There are a few guys she's seriously competed with me for the attentions of, and I have to assume that these guys are particularly special if even the cat is crazy about them.

There are two avenues to success at my place -- rub my belly and you'll get lucky; earn the favour of my cat and you'll be special.

..c..
 
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