SP's with pets?
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My husband got me a cat last year to keep me company when I'm in town through the week. She's a sensitive thing -- she came to us completely unaccustomed to human handling.
I've had more than a few clients get scratched or bit, but it's their own fault. Who would stick their hand in a strange animal's face?
Recently, I had a client who's a surgeon come over. I only turned my back for a moment, but he managed to get in trouble with the cat during that brief time. (I'd previously advised him not to try to pet her -- I'm pretty sure she was a hardcore S&M dominatrix in her last life.) But when I turned back around, he was filleted and bleeding. He whined something about his needing his hands in his work. What could I say but, "yeah? well maybe you should sue me." As if, eh?
The apartment belongs to the cat. When she came to us, I told her that was her space and that all who entered there had to respect her. If they don't, then I'm not responsible for the consequences. Some people have no sense when it comes to animals!
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I've had more than a few clients get scratched or bit, but it's their own fault. Who would stick their hand in a strange animal's face?
Recently, I had a client who's a surgeon come over. I only turned my back for a moment, but he managed to get in trouble with the cat during that brief time. (I'd previously advised him not to try to pet her -- I'm pretty sure she was a hardcore S&M dominatrix in her last life.) But when I turned back around, he was filleted and bleeding. He whined something about his needing his hands in his work. What could I say but, "yeah? well maybe you should sue me." As if, eh?
The apartment belongs to the cat. When she came to us, I told her that was her space and that all who entered there had to respect her. If they don't, then I'm not responsible for the consequences. Some people have no sense when it comes to animals!
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This is funny but not an SP
Not an Escort but a Date who had too many Cats had a Male Cat try to F@#K me hair when I was sleeping. I woke up and threw it off me a few times. It would stop so I put it in another room and closed the door.
I do not repeat seeing women who own more then one of a single type of larger animal. I always find them to be very strange. A few fish maybe three or more cats I am out of there.
Not an Escort but a Date who had too many Cats had a Male Cat try to F@#K me hair when I was sleeping. I woke up and threw it off me a few times. It would stop so I put it in another room and closed the door.
I do not repeat seeing women who own more then one of a single type of larger animal. I always find them to be very strange. A few fish maybe three or more cats I am out of there.
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my puppy is so cute, ive had more then a handful of men spend a few extra minutes cuddling her when they visit me. she almost steals the show.
thankfully my pussy is cuter.
i couldnt resist. har har
my puppy is so cute, ive had more then a handful of men spend a few extra minutes cuddling her when they visit me. she almost steals the show.
thankfully my pussy is cuter.
i couldnt resist. har har
I've had many a visitor react to my pet.
Both positive and negative.
Funny how the irrational fear of spiders has no bias.
Both positive and negative.
Funny how the irrational fear of spiders has no bias.
I knew some hot chick that had what she thought was a mean kiddy catt. She told me be careful with it. I landed up having a blast with it before she got mad.
Me and the cat started a little "boxing match". Nothing hard but when the cat tried to scratch me I block it with my fist and put my other fist up. We starting going very fast, every once in a while the cat would get my arm instead of my fist. I laugh "ow" you got me but just kept on going. The cat kept trying harder and harder to hurt me until the hot chick got like tick off her "mean cat" could not hurt me I think it may have bitten me too but gee wasn't like ripping my skin off
I told her I was living with my 3rd Chow Chow dog back at home before we started. Guess she didn't know how those Chow Chows "play"
Me and the cat started a little "boxing match". Nothing hard but when the cat tried to scratch me I block it with my fist and put my other fist up. We starting going very fast, every once in a while the cat would get my arm instead of my fist. I laugh "ow" you got me but just kept on going. The cat kept trying harder and harder to hurt me until the hot chick got like tick off her "mean cat" could not hurt me
I think it may have bitten me too but gee wasn't like ripping my skin offI told her I was living with my 3rd Chow Chow dog back at home before we started. Guess she didn't know how those Chow Chows "play"
One of my regular SP's had a cat that I hated. It was either I drop kick the cat like a Beckham free kick, and stop seeing her, or put up with the cat and keep seeing her.
Haven't seen her in a year.
Haven't seen her in a year.
The incall was about 500 square feet, but the bounce of the walls was priceless.papasmerf said:
You knew this and yet...JoyfulC said:
No, it's yours. All yours.JoyfulC said:
It would be impolite not to extend a hand to a pet you permit to walk freely in your home with company over.JoyfulC said:
yes you areJoyfulC said:
especially their ownersJoyfulC said:
hope he doesJoyfulC said:
An owner is 100% responsible for their pet, be it a gerbil or a large dog. That being said, though my beast is friendly, not many people like the company of a 170 lb. Mastiff. To ensure the safety of all, he gets crated when company arrives.
Yup, and not only that, but any person who claims to be intelligent who forces him or herself on an animal without taking into consideration the animal's feelings on the subject is a jerk.Moraff said:
I'd agree that I was responsible if I was allowing my animal to be out running around in public, attacking people who were simply minding their own business. But these are people who choose to come into my incall location. They're not here to antagonize my pets -- they're here for service from me.
However, if this surgeon wishes to sue me, then fine. We'll go to court and put all the facts on the table. I bet, in the longrun, that results in more loss to him than to me.
Maybe it would be better for him to learn how to behave around animals. I have three dogs and a cat and have had numerous other pets over the years -- and yet, when approaching an animal I don't know, I exercise respect. That's just common sense. If a customer doesn't feel capable of exercising common sense, then maybe he should rent a room for the session.
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I know my rabbit is vicious, so I lock him in the kitchen (with his kitten, or else he has a temper tantrum). The reason for locking the rabbit up is not that his behaviour is unusal for a rabbit, but people think "omg look at the cute bunny with those great big teeth" and then chase him and are surprised when he attacks, or he gets territorial because I, the furniture in the foyer, the cats and the bathroom are all "his" and he chases my guests out... since many people have never encountered a house rabbit, they don't know to expect it. Keeping him in another room saves everyone a lot of stress, including the rabbit. That seems like good sense to me...
I do let my older cat run around, mostly cause I can't seem to keep her locked anywhere. She came from a neglectful situation, so she's a suck and when I get a cat lover, she gets more attention than I do!
I do let my older cat run around, mostly cause I can't seem to keep her locked anywhere. She came from a neglectful situation, so she's a suck and when I get a cat lover, she gets more attention than I do!
SJ1001 said:
LMAO.
Sounds like you're rabbit might be related to this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
"Run Awaaaayyy"
