SPs Amusing Stories & Comments

[PassionateBaker]

Just for pure amusement and entertainment I am wondering what the most crazy, bizarre, flaky, outlandish comment or story a SP has ever related to you ?

Back stories always amuse me, from the ones I have heard there seem to be an abundance of future lawyers, doctors and business owners. Best for me was probably the 21 year old neurologist she must have been genius !

Compliments on bodies, performance and intelligence are funny.
I have had lots of those as well, apparently I am bigger and better than any pornstar, have the body of Adonis and the intellect of Hawking. Not to bad eh ? Ah if it was only true.
In reality? What's the average guys name Joe? If she finds what she tells me in this guy she definitely needs glasses or a has a fetish for out of shape old dudes lol.

I do realize talking in these sessions is necessary and they are there to make you feel good and it's all an act but I find the really good SPs are much more subtle, plausible and far better actors.

 

[mandrill]

Lost count of all the crazy. But one girl wanted me to find for her unlicenced, illicit handguns because she claimed she was being stalked by a "death cult pimp" who was going to kill her. When pressed, she provided details of this supposed ordeal that were implausible, unconvincing and logically nonsensical.

It was either loony tunes drama or she wanted to get an untraceable gun for some sketchy guy in her personal life.

On another occasion, I had a private set-up with a girl who was clearly chasing down some guy in her personal life and who became outrageously unreliable. She cancelled repeatedly, often on almost no notice. On one such occasion, she told me that her "Nana" had passed away and she had to go to the funeral...... and then used exactly the same excuse a month later!..... Poor "Nana" died twice and that's a helluva sad thing for an old lady to endure!

 

[y2kmark]

There was a Halloween party for Terbites in the Hammer years back. Went with two ladies (SCTO) from Niagara Area. Going to the party one of them was flashing drivers crossing the street. On the way home in Welland we stopped at the Taco Bell (now gone, unfortunately) at the drive thru. Both of them were flashing the teenagers at the drive thru.! Glad this was well before cell phone cameras!

 

[unassuming]

About 15 years ago , summertime, I was out walking with my SP ( She had a big rack) back to her place for a session, when I spotted a construction worker up ahead staring at her breasts. I dared her to flash him and when passing him , she yelled at him "Still staring?. here you go!" and lifted up her top. His draw jaw dropped and he said "My God!" LOL

 

[oil&gas]

The lucky guy didn't have to pay a cent for an
eyeful of her bare breast. Must be a low-priced SP
working in the street. I prefer to see a courtesan who
flashes her assets only to her clients.

 

[unassuming]

.....Must be a low-priced SP
working in the street......

Nope, she was a well known indy