Sprained my ankle

Spacealien2

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Have to stay home tonight. I'm hoping that I can go out at least one night in this long weekend.

I hate my life.
 
Have to stay home tonight. I'm hoping that I can go out at least one night in this long weekend.

I hate my life.

why is a sprained ankle keeping you down and out???
Man up Space wrap that bitch up and saddle up!!!!
A good solid BBBJCIM with a special lady will make you forget that ankle
and for godsake..dont just sit home and pull out the lotion and a box of kleenex!!!
NO PAIN NO ..CUMMING!!!
 
Sprained ankle?!

I've seen SPs with injuries significant enough that if I were to post them, TERB readers may know who I am exactly.

A nice lady can make all the pain go away.
 
Once tore a bit o' knee cartilage in a visit w Scarlett lol. Felt it crunch whilst ...well...lets say being experimental lol. By evening i could not put weight on the leg....yet I had a duo booked next day w Jessica and Cleo up the road off Yonge. Had to take taxi for a shade under 1km distance rather than walk the 10 mins, and then hobbled on one leg to make it up to Jessica's place ...but made it and went through w the fun lol. Luckily this sort of fun had me horizontal through most of it. Then flew home for new years day and liberally applied scotch and ice that evening, and eventually got it MRI'd. These sorts of festivities release endorphins....go with it! Play with pain brother! LOL
 
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Have to stay home tonight. I'm hoping that I can go out at least one night in this long weekend.

I hate my life.

You think you have it bad.

Last week I pulled a muscle jerking off while using my left hand. Earlier this week pulled a muscle while jerking off with my right hand.
 
The last time I jerked off there was so much cum that the recoil broke the chair leg.

When I fell down the broken leg almost gave me a new asshole on my ass.
 
Eat a lot of pineapple! It's high in an enzyme called Bromelain which is very good for inflammation and pain. Great for sprains. Pineapple is also good to eat for other reasons. ;)
 
Eat a lot of pineapple! It's high in an enzyme called Bromelain which is very good for inflammation and pain. Great for sprains. Pineapple is also good to eat for other reasons. ;)

There is more than one reason to eat a pineapple...


Like making my shit tastes like pineapples?

This is not that type of board..
 
I forced myself to go to a festival. I just got used to my sprained ankle and marched on.

Tried to pick up with no success. Fuck.
 
Several years ago I went to a MP with my leg in a cast