The "Adages to Live By" thread got me thinking about my favourite toasts. A couple are:
Here`s to you and here`s to me
Better friends you`ll never see
If ever we should disagree
Fuck you, here`s to me
Here`s to the slit that never heals
The more you rub it, the better it feels
But there ain`t no soap this side of hell
That can take away that fishy smell
Here`s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!
May those who love us love us.
And those that don`t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he doesn`t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we`ll know them by their limping.
And, of course, the classic:
To our wives and lovers
May the never meet
Got any favourites?
Here`s to you and here`s to me
Better friends you`ll never see
If ever we should disagree
Fuck you, here`s to me
Here`s to the slit that never heals
The more you rub it, the better it feels
But there ain`t no soap this side of hell
That can take away that fishy smell
Here`s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!
May those who love us love us.
And those that don`t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he doesn`t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we`ll know them by their limping.
And, of course, the classic:
To our wives and lovers
May the never meet
Got any favourites?
