SP vs. SO investment

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The Lone Ranger

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I currently just started dating someone (SO) and am trying to figure out my return on investment from a purely “sex per dollar” side of things.

So far, 3 dates, $350, no sex.


I was thinking about this in terms of what is the short term investment required for sex with a new SO and what is the return. I figure I will probably close the deal on date 4 or 5 which will probably bring me to about $500-$600.


Short term: $600 for 1 session


Equivalent of a 1 hour Duo with Jasmine Jazz and Naomie Blue (mmmmm….Blues and Jazz are my favourite…any good clubs in TO?...sorry…off topic…)


So short term, being with an SP or 2 is definitely a better investment.


Now mid term if it lasts, I figure for the next 3-6 months we will probably be having sex like rabbits for very little investment


Mid-term, being with an SO is a better investment


Now…long term. It seems like (for me) after the 6 month mark the sex diminishes and “dates” get more expensive, traveling, moving in together, buying a house together then losing about $50,000 on it after she leaves me dry (happened to me…but I am not bitter AT ALL!!! OK….maybe just a little). I calculated from my last SO that it cost me about $75,000 and I probably got laid about 200 times in 2 years (probably 150 of those in the first 6 months) which works out to about $375 per.


So I think long term the SP investment is best.


Maybe the key is to invest in another SO at the 6 month mark of the first SO, so that by the time the first SO matures, the second SO will be paying huge dividends…hmmm…


Or I could just stick with the SP’s because they let me put it in their ass…


Any words of wisdom?
 
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Lone Ranger: that is one of the most relevant posts I've read so far.

The reason I go to SPs isn't because I can't meet and court women in "the real world" -- I can and do -- but rather, because it's a much better value from both a time and money perspective.

With a date, you have to invest an entire evening and at least $150 on food, drink and entertainment. And even still, there's no absolute guarantee you're getting laid.

With an SP, you put up 30 minutes of your time, $120 of your hard-earned cash, and consider it a done deal.

What's not to like about that?

True, there are intangible, irrational elements that sometimes cloud my judgement -- "chemistry", for instance -- but for the most part, SPs make wayyyyy more sense than SOs.
 
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The Lone Ranger said:
OOPS....should read "SP vs. SO investment"
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You should get a Novel Prize for your theory. Bravo!!

I agree with your logic, but there is also the "human element," and as we all know that has ruined pretty much every theory of economics. LOL As humans we need a SO to talk to, etc...Which means that at the end, we'll end up getting screwed. LOL
 
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Meaculpa

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There's one HUGE flaw in your calculation:

Chances of getting BBFS from an SP is about 1%
Chances of getting BBFS from an SO is about 90%


I personally would take an SO over an SP, but in my business, there's almost
no time :(
 
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sparkyboy

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Swingdancer said:
Love, honesty, loyalty and respect.
someone to come home to.
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Love - Overrated and more often than not used as manipulation with SO's
Honesty - I've had more honest conversation with MPA's than any of my previous SO's
Loyalty - Only when it suits her.
Respect - see loyalty.

Someone to come home to: get a dog.

Just my Jaded ol' 2 cents.
 
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The Lone Ranger said:
I calculated from my last SO that it cost me about $75,000 and I probably got laid about 200 times in 2 years (probably 150 of those in the first 6 months) which works out to about $375 per.

Any words of wisdom?
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Yes, invest some of your hooker bucks in an good calculator.

(never mind, I'll take my own advice... haha.... damn solar powered calculators!)
 
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All I can add is that ditching my wife of 20 years (Ok, technically, she ditched me, but that's not relevant to this discussion...) cost me about $750,000 to date with ongoing obligations of about $25K/year for I dunno how long.

I got laid a fair bit in 20 years, but I think the cost "per poke" is still nasty when I calculate the cost of upkeep, maintenance etc... ;)
 
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Swingdancer said:
Love, honesty, loyalty and respect.
someone to come home to.



......Priceless.
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Yes true but look at the percentages of marriages that fail , pretty scary .
If you have a bad marriage a lot of guys end up paying for the rest of their
lives,
 
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Svend

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Is she a good cook?
If so, cast aside the SP!

You also have to consider that every session with your SO is an overnighter, you might get a morning fuck as well. Tally the SP charge for this.
 
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The Lone Ranger

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Top 10 reasons not to have an SO

1. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, whoever you want
2. You can advance quicker in your career (working late, or traveling for work without getting a hard time for it)
3. Outcalls whenever you want
4. You only deal with your own mood swings
5. No consequences if you end up spending $500 at the titty bar except for the next day realizing you could have had a quality SP duo
6. You can shag the boss' assistant on his desk after hours and not have to worry about going home smelling like sex
7. You can leave that sock on the floor for days (or even weeks)
8. Sex without guilt
9. No worries over who gets what after the inevitable breakup
10. MORE MONEY FOR SP'S!!
 
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If you're a man and all you want from a woman is sex, then SP is definitely your best bet.

If you're a woman, it's better to be the SP of a man who just wants sex than his SO -- he'll only let you down.

I'm lucky to have found a man some 24 years ago who wanted sex, love, partnership, family, the works. And while many people on this site have called me a bitch to my face and behind my back, that man tells me every single day that he couldn't live without me. Which is good because I couldn't live without him either! There really are some things you couldn't put a price on.

..c..
 
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