SP Etiquette

[The Sage]

Some helpful hints from over the years:

1) Avoid stupid questions like "how did you get into the biz?" or any other references to her being an SP.

2) Make her feel like a lady which is what she is and if you can't you shouldn't be there to begin with.

3) Bring a gift. It doesn't have to be expensive but it shows you have a little class.

4) Even though you are paying for her time it doesn't mean you can't show some consideration to her feelings or needs.

5) Be aware she may see loads of clients so have some compassion for what she may have been through that day ie:bad client, rough client etc etc.

 

[Fay]

Wow, I don't know you but you get big warm hug from me and a kiss on the cheek!

 

[Swingman]

What kind of gift should be brought to the lady you are going to see. What would be apprpriate?

 

[The Sage]

What kind of gift should be brought to the lady you are going to see. What would be apprpriate?

Small box of chocolates, a decorative candle, gift certificate, flowers, etc

 

[Ophelia Black]

Sage...you rock the Casbah!

 

[BadMonkey]

Questionable?

I once had a girl tell me that her biggest pet peeve was clients who acted like they were there for her pleasure. She said it wasn't that she never had fun but that the 'so did you cum' type questions just made her feel pressured to 'act' more.

Is this true for most ladies?

BM

... and thank you Sage. You give sage advice indeed.

 

[Dr Watchsom]

Maybe you havent been around that long but this has been discussed a number of times

 

[Ophelia Black]

I think there are better and worse ways to do this;

Better; while cuddling after monkey-fun;

HIM; "So...were you having fun?"

HER; "Hell yeah!"


Worse; while humping away like a little dog on granny's leg;

HIM; "Baby...*huff huff*...I'm going make you come...*grunt*...at least three more...*snort*...times!!! Hoo yeah!"

HER (to self); 89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer...take one down... *ow!*...pass it around... *Jesus H! Enough already*...OH YEAH BABY, I'M COMING AGAIN!...88 bottles of beer on the wall. [Repeat as neccessary]

 

[BadMonkey]

HER (to self); 89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer...take one down... *ow!*...pass it around... *Jesus H! Enough already*...OH YEAH BABY, I'M COMING AGAIN!...88 bottles of beer on the wall. [Repeat as neccessary] [/B]

LOL That song reminds me of school trips when I was a kid - I'm not sure if I can handle it in this context!

The girl who told me that did so because I never asked if she was having fun (ducking inevitable oncoming flames) I figured the day she started paying me I'd ask!

BM

 

[Snook.fr]

Maybe you havent been around that long but this has been discussed a number of times

Yep...Another one of those.....
Actually, come to think of it, I thought it was the lady who was to bring the Gift.....?

 

[Ophelia Black]

For me, the whole experience is fun - meeting up, catching up, gettin' down. And if they're having a good time, I'm having a good time...and Baby?

They're having a good time!

 

[Fay]

Worse; while humping away like a little dog on granny's leg;

HIM; "Baby...*huff huff*...I'm going make you come...*grunt*...at least three more...*snort*...times!!! Hoo yeah!"

HER (to self); 89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer...take one down... *ow!*...pass it around... *Jesus H! Enough already*...OH YEAH BABY, I'M COMING AGAIN!...88 bottles of beer on the wall. [Repeat as neccessary]

(Fay has fallen off her chair laughing, and is rolling around on the floor with tears of laughter)

 

[Fay]

2) Ophelia - If you were with me, your entire song would be "Ninety-ni...you done already?"

(Fay recovers for a moment only to read this, stare at it for a second in disbelief, and fall off her chair again, laughing so hard that a lung came up and she had to push it back down her throat.)

Oh! Too much, both of you! *wipes a tear away* Thank you so much, I'm gonna have a great day!

-F

 

[The Sage]

#6

6) if you bring an SP something from the dollar store remove the price tag.

 

[train]

HER (to self); 89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer...take one down... *ow!*...pass it around... *Jesus H! Enough already*...OH YEAH BABY, I'M COMING AGAIN!...88 bottles of beer on the wall. [Repeat as neccessary]

There's no pleasing 'em is there . Whine when we don't last long enough , whine when we last too long .

 

[Annessa]

Cheers To You Sage! A true gentleman!


I have never seen a more perfect Etiquette List in my life.

Let me tell you guys something, even genuinely doing *1* of the etiquettes listed can make a ladies day if she is having a bad one or make it more worth living.



Annessa
xoxo

 

[Ophelia Black]

hee hee...

The only thing I don't like about a guy not lasting very long is that they feel really silly, and with me, that's needless - so I finally started telling them why...it's damn flattering!

It's like, "Hello! You have just validated my secret notion that I am the sexiest sexpot ever, because you just could not contain your very fine self in the presence of my sexpotitude! Yay!"

They usually happy up when I say, "Hey but that's cool - it means we get to do it again! Sweeeet!"

So there you go - a client's feeling of silliness offset by my healthy ego - knew it had to be good for something