ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to
work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
BEG - Noun. A paper, cloth, or plastic container.
Usage: "You wanna beg for your groceries?"
BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup
truck, that things gonna catch far."
FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
FRAUD - Adjective. Cooked in oil.
Usage: "That Southern fraud chicken sure was good."
GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."
HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
HOD - adverb. Not easy.
HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."
IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Gator Alumni."
Usage: "Them Gainesville boys sure are ignert!"
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
JU-HERE - a question. Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach
Jimmy Johnson recently toured the Florida State University?"
JUICY - Contraction. A question.
GUFF - Noun. A deep chasm.
Usage: "Juicy the Guff of Mexico?"
LOT - adjective. Luminescent.
Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."
MARKINS - Noun. Citizens of the United States.
Usage: "My fellow Markins..."
MERINGUE - Noun. A piece of jewelry worn on the finger.
Usage: "Ju like meringue?"
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from
him in munts."
NASCAR - Phrase.
Usage: "View seen the new Ford Taurus? Now that's a nascar!"
PA - Noun. A baked pastry dish.
Usage: "This pecan pa is the best ah ever et."
PAR - Noun. Energy.
Usage: "If ya don't pay th' 'lectric cumpny, they shut off yer par."
PARAMOUR - Noun. An automated device for cutting grass.
Usage: "What kinda deal you gonna make me on that paramour?"
PROSS - Noun. The value or cost of an item.
Usage: "That there prom dress sho is purty, but it is not worth the pross."
RAFFLE - Noun. A firearm.
Usage: "Son, fetch me ma raffle."
RAISIN - Noun. Motive or explanation.
Usage: "There ain't no raisin to be actin' thatta way."
RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that
pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."
RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."
RICE - Noun. A contest of speed.
Usage: "Y'all going out to Talledega to see the rice?"
ROOL - Adjective. Not urban.
FORD - Preposition. To advance.
Usage: "The rool markins wanna see this country move ford."
SEED - verb, past tense.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
SENSUOUS - Phrase.
Usage: "Honey, sensuous up, could you get me another beer?"
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar
in my pickup truck."
TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that
Eifel Tire in Paris sometime."
WARSH - verb. To clean.
SQUARSH - noun. A vegetable (also verb - to flatten).
Usage: "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you don't know where its been!"
Y'ALL -- noun. A degree of rotation.
Usage: "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch, Roll, and Y'all."
YEWSTEN - Noun. The fifth largest city in America (I think). BEG - Adverb. Not small.
Usage: "Yewsten's a beg, beg city."
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to
work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
BEG - Noun. A paper, cloth, or plastic container.
Usage: "You wanna beg for your groceries?"
BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup
truck, that things gonna catch far."
FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
FRAUD - Adjective. Cooked in oil.
Usage: "That Southern fraud chicken sure was good."
GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."
HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
HOD - adverb. Not easy.
HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."
IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Gator Alumni."
Usage: "Them Gainesville boys sure are ignert!"
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
JU-HERE - a question. Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach
Jimmy Johnson recently toured the Florida State University?"
JUICY - Contraction. A question.
GUFF - Noun. A deep chasm.
Usage: "Juicy the Guff of Mexico?"
LOT - adjective. Luminescent.
Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."
MARKINS - Noun. Citizens of the United States.
Usage: "My fellow Markins..."
MERINGUE - Noun. A piece of jewelry worn on the finger.
Usage: "Ju like meringue?"
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from
him in munts."
NASCAR - Phrase.
Usage: "View seen the new Ford Taurus? Now that's a nascar!"
PA - Noun. A baked pastry dish.
Usage: "This pecan pa is the best ah ever et."
PAR - Noun. Energy.
Usage: "If ya don't pay th' 'lectric cumpny, they shut off yer par."
PARAMOUR - Noun. An automated device for cutting grass.
Usage: "What kinda deal you gonna make me on that paramour?"
PROSS - Noun. The value or cost of an item.
Usage: "That there prom dress sho is purty, but it is not worth the pross."
RAFFLE - Noun. A firearm.
Usage: "Son, fetch me ma raffle."
RAISIN - Noun. Motive or explanation.
Usage: "There ain't no raisin to be actin' thatta way."
RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that
pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."
RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."
RICE - Noun. A contest of speed.
Usage: "Y'all going out to Talledega to see the rice?"
ROOL - Adjective. Not urban.
FORD - Preposition. To advance.
Usage: "The rool markins wanna see this country move ford."
SEED - verb, past tense.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
SENSUOUS - Phrase.
Usage: "Honey, sensuous up, could you get me another beer?"
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar
in my pickup truck."
TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that
Eifel Tire in Paris sometime."
WARSH - verb. To clean.
SQUARSH - noun. A vegetable (also verb - to flatten).
Usage: "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you don't know where its been!"
Y'ALL -- noun. A degree of rotation.
Usage: "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch, Roll, and Y'all."
YEWSTEN - Noun. The fifth largest city in America (I think). BEG - Adverb. Not small.
Usage: "Yewsten's a beg, beg city."
