Sorry
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So sorry...
Sorry… this reminds me of a poor joke I heard years ago. It went like this:
This poor lady was sorry that she was not well endowed enough for her liking. She tried everything short of the surgery route. She did not want to go there. She tried lotions and potions. Tried diet and exercise. Pills, herbs… the whole gambit.
Finally as a last resort she went to see a soothsayer and had him put a spell on her.
At the end of the session he told her how it works. He said it’s very simple. You need to go on a trip. This spell will only work while you are on a trip and only for the next 48 hours. He said while you are on your trip if anybody says sorry or pardon to you, you would gain an inch right away.
Oh, wow… she was all excited and went home to pack. She called taxi and headed for the airport. As she was paying her fare… the driver who she gave a $50. bill to said “Sorry, I don’t have enough change to change that, I’m sorry” She immediately gained 2 inches. She was so excited! She said to the driver “don’t worry keep it.” Then later after the plane took off and they were on the way she called for the flight attendant and asked for a vodka and OJ. “Sorry, we are all out of OJ” she was told. Again ANOTHER inch. Wow. She was so excited. Wow! At long last they arrive in HK to where she is traveling. As she disembarks from the plane… a ground crew member bumped into her by mistake… he was so sorry he said to her:
Oh _ shucks. I am so sorry, so sorry… I’m very sorry, OMG… please forgive me I am so sorry, please Madame One Thousand Pardons please… I am so sorry, sorry, sorry!
Sorry… this reminds me of a poor joke I heard years ago. It went like this:
This poor lady was sorry that she was not well endowed enough for her liking. She tried everything short of the surgery route. She did not want to go there. She tried lotions and potions. Tried diet and exercise. Pills, herbs… the whole gambit.
Finally as a last resort she went to see a soothsayer and had him put a spell on her.
At the end of the session he told her how it works. He said it’s very simple. You need to go on a trip. This spell will only work while you are on a trip and only for the next 48 hours. He said while you are on your trip if anybody says sorry or pardon to you, you would gain an inch right away.
Oh, wow… she was all excited and went home to pack. She called taxi and headed for the airport. As she was paying her fare… the driver who she gave a $50. bill to said “Sorry, I don’t have enough change to change that, I’m sorry” She immediately gained 2 inches. She was so excited! She said to the driver “don’t worry keep it.” Then later after the plane took off and they were on the way she called for the flight attendant and asked for a vodka and OJ. “Sorry, we are all out of OJ” she was told. Again ANOTHER inch. Wow. She was so excited. Wow! At long last they arrive in HK to where she is traveling. As she disembarks from the plane… a ground crew member bumped into her by mistake… he was so sorry he said to her:
Oh _ shucks. I am so sorry, so sorry… I’m very sorry, OMG… please forgive me I am so sorry, please Madame One Thousand Pardons please… I am so sorry, sorry, sorry!
