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Esco!

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I love you all, Rayfinkel is gonna get killed (some day ), in fullfillment of all the prophecies). My grass is still dead, no matter how much magic grass I put on.

Baci is still a whore, Aurora at the Rail still loves me, no matter how much she tries to deny ;)
I'm still pissed cause the damn grass wont grow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
 
Esco! said:
People from Blackburn dont talk to people from Lancashire!!!!!!!!!!



*Assumes moderate to severe defensive posture* :cool:



Offers a friendly pint to the thirsty Esco.


Before the redistribution, the last I checked Blackburn was in Lancs.


likely a farkin Yorksman or Scot that came up with the new map. What the fark is Greater Manchester and Merseyside anyway.




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Esco! said:
I love you all, Rayfinkel is gonna get killed (some day ), in fullfillment of all the prophecies).

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Esco! said:
Baci is still a whore, Aurora at the Rail still loves me, no matter how much she tries to deny
I'm still pissed cause the damn grass wont grow!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Baci is a whore

Aurora is ignoring you because she loves you :confused:

You need to dig up your grass and throw down some Fertilizer along with grass seed. Put top soil on top and water the COCKSUCKER.......don't you listen....I have mentioned this before......geeez!!!
 
Esco, grass seeds take at least two weeks to germinate. The first grass that will show up is rye grass, don't try drinking them. The rye grass shows up first and it is used to protect the other finer grasses from the sun etc. It normally takes five to eight weeks for the lawn to become established. Keep watering on a daily basis. Good lord sometimes you are thicker than a plank. But I still lilke you.
 
Esco! said:
Baci is still a whore.

You say this like it's a bad thing.....
 
Esco! said:
...I'm still pissed cause the damn grass wont grow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOO HOO!!!!!!!!!

have you, by any chance, been pissing on the grass?
that might be your problem right there...
 
bennyboy68 said:
have you, by any chance, been pissing on the grass?
that might be your problem right there...

That's known as 'watering grass, English style.'

jwm
 
Esco! said:
I love you all, Rayfinkel is gonna get killed (some day ), in fullfillment of all the prophecies). My grass is still dead, no matter how much magic grass I put on.

Baci is still a whore, Aurora at the Rail still loves me, no matter how much she tries to deny ;)
I'm still pissed cause the damn grass wont grow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOO HOO!!!!!!!!!


and lo in the land of terb
a great cry was heard
when the every eye? started to tinkle
at the death of the mighty rayfinkel
 
Love is never having to say you are sorry.

Ali McGraw & Ryan O'Neil. Love Story
 
Angéliqueforyou said:
so....

no one ever should get married???
I had 5 close friends from high school that all got married (except for me, I only lived together for a while).
Out of those 5 friends 3 are divorced, the 4th is separated and the 5th is still married but miserably unhappy and whines and complains every day about his wife.
My guess is he'll be divorced within 5 years.

Thats fail rate of 80%, if I told you the airplane you're getting on has a 50% chance of crashing,
would you get on it???? :eek:
No you wouldnt, yet people insist on marriage even though its fail rate is 50 to 60%.
 
Esco! said:
I had 5 close friends from high school that all got married (except for me, I only lived together for a while).
Out of those 5 friends 3 are divorced, the 4th is separated and the 5th is still married but miserably unhappy and whines and complains every day about his wife.
My guess is he'll be divorced within 5 years.

Thats fail rate of 80%, if I told you the airplane you're getting on has a 50% chance of crashing,
would you get on it???? :eek:
No you wouldnt, yet people insist on marriage even though its fail rate is 50 to 60%.


according to Statistics Canada:





The divorce rate is the proportion of marriages that end in divorce within 30 years.

In 2002, the rate was 37.9 per cent. It was 37.6 per cent in 2001, and in 2000 it was 37.7 per cent.

The longer a marriage lasts, the less likely it is to end in divorce. About 60 per cent of the divorces in 2001 and 2002 hadn't reached their 15th anniversary.

Couples with marriages between four and five years old were the most likely to divorce. After five years, the risk of divorce decreases.