Something fishy in baseball

[bemeup]

Mike Trout became the Angels all-time home run leader, passing Tim Salmon. On the same day, Anthony Bass took the loss for the Jays. Let the piscatorial punning begin.

 

[roadhog]

Got any links to reel me in further?

 

[bemeup]

No, but I did hear that to get Trout you gotta have a good sinker.

 

[Insidious Von]

The Angels won their only WS in 2002, future Jay Troy Glaus was the MVP.

He outhit legendary Barry Bonds, cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

 

[The Oracle]

Do their wives work at the fish plant though?

 

[Pinseeker]

Mike Trout became the Angels all-time home run leader, passing Tim Salmon. On the same day, Anthony Bass took the loss for the Jays. Let the piscatorial punning begin.

I'll bite on the obvious. Trout passes Salmon and loses Bass.

 

[kherg007]

I'll pun away for the halibut. Red Fisher wrote about George Gill who played 3 sea-sons in the late 30's for Detroit -his sole stint in MLB - thus ended up getting lured away to another job, working for scale.

 

[glamphotographer]

Ya, The Marlins haven't been making a splash lately.

 

[bluecolt]

Bad puns, really bad puns, but kind of cool.

 

[gcostanza]

The Marlins haven't been making a splash lately.

The Marlins are trolling for a playoff spot in the National League (sitting 5th).

 

[roadhog]

The Marlins are trolling for a playoff spot in the National League (sitting 5th).

They're usually bottom-feeders.

 

[glamphotographer]

The Marlins are trolling for a playoff spot in the National League (sitting 5th).

Ya but weren't they in first at one point in time.

 

[blueray]

I refuse to be lured into this stupid thread.

 

[gcostanza]

Ya but weren't they in first at one point in time.

Hasn't every team been in 1st at one point in time?

 

[gcostanza]

I refuse to be lured into this stupid thread.

Quit yer carping, dangle a line, see if something happens.

 

[The Oracle]

I refuse to be lured into this stupid thread.

Looks to me that you are in hook line and sinker.....

 

[kherg007]

Walleye never thought you whipper-snappers could reel me back into this sea of crappie puns, but alas, I could not skate away.

 

[bemeup]

When I want to start a thread of bad puns I pickerel good topic.

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

I doubt Derek Fisher will ever catch up to Trout

 

[Zoot Allures]

your puns smelt