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geronimowh

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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have you seen one?

9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
 
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11. My name is Milk.. and I can do your body good

12 Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and

13 tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

14 Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

15 You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

16 Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

17 Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

18 The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

19 Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

20 That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

21 My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

22 My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"

23 Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

24 Can I flirt with you?

25 Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

26 [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.

27 Did it hurt falling from heaven?

28 All those curves, and me with no brakes.

29 If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

30 Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

31 I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

32 [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

33 Is it hot in here or is it just you?

34 Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

35 [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

36 How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

37 Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

38 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

39 So... How am I doing'?

40 How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

41 [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

42 Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

43 I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

44 I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

45 Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

46 My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it
 
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47 Do you floss?

48 Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world

49 Are your nipples pierced?

49 Can I drink your bathwater?

50 Do you have a quarter? My mom said to call her when I met the girl of my dreams

51 Excuse me, I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

52 How was the bathroom?

53 I can sing the alphabet through my armpit

54 I like your pants--they'd look good on my floor

55 If the guy beside you is your husband, I should tell you I'm not jealous

56 Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

57 You have nice thumb knuckles
 
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Kyo@starlight

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True Story...

"Hey there babe... I'm getting old(very old) and I need to settle down. Would you like to be my seventh wife????"

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Astra

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Hey there sex bomb, wanna be detonated?

That phrase was really used - I declined the offer.

Ciao
Astra
 
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Starlight

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Smokey said:


I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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That's cheesy but very cute! I had some guy said that to me once.... LOL

Here is another one....

I'm going to hot date this weekend... wanna be my date?

I can't help it! Your boobs were looking at me!


xox Kyoko
 
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