Some Advice needed

I think I'm going to take a cold shower now...:)
 
Why not just bite the guy? It is to my understanding that teeth are much more stronger than nails. My aunt has fake teeth and they look ridiculous.
 
Well this is what i was told!

A pair of owen mits will do the trick lol,but the red green would be proud of you if you were using a duct tape,lol,you just might made it to his show lol
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