So my gf is a squirter and not just a simple drizzle but we're talking about a bucket of water. At first when it happen, it happened unexpectly on the first time we messed around because she decided not to inform me of this. I obviously found it cool and very pleasing....but as months moved on....damnit...its just soaking up my sheets. I wouldn't say its annoying because its nice to see her squirt...but at the same time...omg..my fucking bed is soaked....what do ya do? and anyone go through the same thing?
So what would you do?
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put a cheap dollar store shower curtain on the bed, and cover it with either a sheet or just a towel so when she squirts, it won't soak through to your mattress. yick.
you can also buy waterproof mattress covers. Doesn't help you with the sheets though.
I used those puppy pads when I had a baby so I didn't bleed on the sheets. It's a pad on one side, and a protective plastic on the other. I slept on them, and didn't wreck my sheets. Don't know if that would be enough protection though.
you can also buy waterproof mattress covers. Doesn't help you with the sheets though.
I used those puppy pads when I had a baby so I didn't bleed on the sheets. It's a pad on one side, and a protective plastic on the other. I slept on them, and didn't wreck my sheets. Don't know if that would be enough protection though.
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My wife can squirt, but it's not a HUGE GUSHER like you describe... We usually just put a towel down on the bed, but it is one of those big thirsty ones... And like Twinkle said, we also have a W/P mattress cover... 
Don't be a wimp... we've made women sleep on the wet spot for centuries. 
But seriously... cover the mattress or the cost of replacing them (the mattress not your wife) every other year will be outrageous.
Maybe you should just have sex in other parts of the house... like the sink or dishwasher.
But seriously... cover the mattress or the cost of replacing them (the mattress not your wife) every other year will be outrageous.
Maybe you should just have sex in other parts of the house... like the sink or dishwasher.
Stalker said:
sry to hear that bro.
as for back to the topic...how would my matress get ruined?
i just dont like the massive wet spot...its not like a small little went spot when u get cum on it...im talking about the spot is a size of a pizza. like its not a big deal to be honest...just wondering if other people have the same issues and wondering how they handled it.
As others have said...
For smaller messes - http://www.doggypads.com/
For med. size messes - http://www.win-health.com/incontinence_bed_protection_fibrefresh.html
For large messes - http://www.comforthouse.com/plasmatcov.html
http://www.miwoollies.com/index.cfm/Online_Shop/Jaycare_Wetproof_Bedding
If you don't tend to plan your sex in advance then keep a plastic mattress cover on the bed at all times and just use a single sheet over it, then post sex you simply change the top sheet and have your duvet or blanket to keep you warm on top. It's minimal clean up that way and having the plastic over the matress will keep it from asbsorbing the moisture so when you switch sheets you'll be starting fresh (just be sure to wipe down before putting the new sheet on).
If you do plan your sex in advance then you can get all kinds of kinky or creative, non-absorbent materials can be your friend. Shower curtains (only $1 at the dollar store) and a little olive oil to cover you are fun and you'll be slip sliding around, when she squirts it's just more liquid on the curtain and your floors will be spared - though you'll be covered.
Of course if you think non-porous you can use latex, rubber, plastics and any variety of materials. It sounds to me like you've got an opportunity and reason to introduce some kinky sex into your household, take it!
Some ideas...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41961000/jpg/_41961248_rooftop_pool_416_300.jpg
http://thinkhousepr.mediaspaceltd.c...C85160F_original/Acrlyic_Coffee_Table_189.jpg
http://www.gauravrubbers.net/full-images/693451.jpg
http://www.l8tex.com/Shopcart_v6/index1.html
http://www.betweenthesheets.co.uk/latex-bedding-sheets.htm
For smaller messes - http://www.doggypads.com/
For med. size messes - http://www.win-health.com/incontinence_bed_protection_fibrefresh.html
For large messes - http://www.comforthouse.com/plasmatcov.html
http://www.miwoollies.com/index.cfm/Online_Shop/Jaycare_Wetproof_Bedding
If you don't tend to plan your sex in advance then keep a plastic mattress cover on the bed at all times and just use a single sheet over it, then post sex you simply change the top sheet and have your duvet or blanket to keep you warm on top. It's minimal clean up that way and having the plastic over the matress will keep it from asbsorbing the moisture so when you switch sheets you'll be starting fresh (just be sure to wipe down before putting the new sheet on).
If you do plan your sex in advance then you can get all kinds of kinky or creative, non-absorbent materials can be your friend. Shower curtains (only $1 at the dollar store) and a little olive oil to cover you are fun and you'll be slip sliding around, when she squirts it's just more liquid on the curtain and your floors will be spared - though you'll be covered.
Of course if you think non-porous you can use latex, rubber, plastics and any variety of materials. It sounds to me like you've got an opportunity and reason to introduce some kinky sex into your household, take it!
Some ideas...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41961000/jpg/_41961248_rooftop_pool_416_300.jpg
http://thinkhousepr.mediaspaceltd.c...C85160F_original/Acrlyic_Coffee_Table_189.jpg
http://www.gauravrubbers.net/full-images/693451.jpg
http://www.l8tex.com/Shopcart_v6/index1.html
http://www.betweenthesheets.co.uk/latex-bedding-sheets.htm
I wish ruining sheets was my problem.
I've read everything there is to read on how to squirt, attended squirting "hands on" seminars, watched lots of squirting porn, tried every single position, moves, toys, techniques, and I STILL can't squirt.
I've read everything there is to read on how to squirt, attended squirting "hands on" seminars, watched lots of squirting porn, tried every single position, moves, toys, techniques, and I STILL can't squirt.
Will I be??
Oh, My Sweet Darling Gen!
Will I be the FIRST one in saying it???????
Please, please let me be the one to open these floodgates for you!
Let me float in the river of your dreams!
I got my hip waders on and I'm ready to go, right now!!!
genintoronto said:
Oh, My Sweet Darling Gen!
Will I be the FIRST one in saying it???????
Please, please let me be the one to open these floodgates for you!
Let me float in the river of your dreams!
I got my hip waders on and I'm ready to go, right now!!!
You're more than welcome to try. If you manage to accomplish the impossible, I'll even give you a tip!Bridgeman said:
ETA: just noticed how appropriate your 'offer' is given your handle.
I have yet to see this phenomenon live and in person, but have had ladies produce enough moisture to leave a sizeable wet spot. Sounds like you are on a whole new level, but you have received some good advice...
Gen, I don't think every woman is capable of it. My understanding is that only about 25% of women are capable of having vaginal orgasms (wall is thin enough to pleasure the nerves surrounding it) based on research, and I thought it had to be a g-spot orgasm to cause it. I could be wrong as it sounds like you have done much more research on this.
BTW, I volunteer to try as well!
Gen, I don't think every woman is capable of it. My understanding is that only about 25% of women are capable of having vaginal orgasms (wall is thin enough to pleasure the nerves surrounding it) based on research, and I thought it had to be a g-spot orgasm to cause it. I could be wrong as it sounds like you have done much more research on this.
BTW, I volunteer to try as well!
my girlfriend used to squirt all the time, she doesn't anymore, I miss it
moresex4me said:I have yet to see this phenomenon live and in person, but have had ladies produce enough moisture to leave a sizeable wet spot. Sounds like you are on a whole new level, but you have received some good advice...
Gen, I don't think every woman is capable of it. My understanding is that only about 25% of women are capable of having vaginal orgasms (wall is thin enough to pleasure the nerves surrounding it) based on research, and I thought it had to be a g-spot orgasm to cause it. I could be wrong as it sounds like you have done much more research on this.
BTW, I volunteer to try as well!
I don't squirt often but when I do its a freakin' flood. Plastic sheet covers are a godsend with an absorbent superfluffy towel on top. No towel = spilling when you go to change the sheet, dripping down the side of the mattress and onto the floor. I've been to a whole bunch of squirting workshop as well, where did you go Gen? Any that talked about tactics to control when and where one squirted? I've love to be able to restrain it/produce it when I'd like.
