My problem:
I’m in my mid-thirties, single, fairly-well educated (mid-level CGA), and I obtained a decent-level of work experience (Corporate Banking Manager of a $6 billion company). I managed to climb the ladder because of a combination of smart and hard work, as opposed to being a conniving, sniveling, politician.
Then, a few years ago it all came to a screaming halt. I was laid-off and was told that my position was been eliminated, and yet, it was resurrected with a new employee. I found this out through a friend who worked at that company, since everybody else kept it hidden from me. I tried asking my then-connections in the banking/Bay-Street sector to help me out, but no luck there. I’ve been unemployed for quite sometime, and in spite of my best efforts, I cannot seem to get a job…..any level of job. I’ve heard every excuse in the book as to why I have not been hired:
“You are over-qualified”
“You are under-qualified”
“Your line of experience is too specialized for our company”
“You would not be a good fit” (or in other words we don’t like you personally, or the way you look)
“We decided to go with an internal candidate”
“Your long-term goals are too ambitious, we are looking for someone with middling aspirations”
“After a long-discussion with our senior accounting staff, we feel that this company is slightly too big considering the level of experience that you have. You almost made it”
Now, before the sanctimonious nay-sayers start chewing me out by saying “there is no excuse to be unemployed”, let me say this: if you that ignorant, then you should easily be able get me a job in your company. It is a TWO-WAY street….if there is no excuse why I shouldn’t be working, then there is NO EXCUSE for someone not hiring me.
I did manage to get a Financial Analyst role in a company a while back for a few months through an agency. The agency misrepresented me to their client, and vice-verse, without either of our knowledge, and it blew-up during their fiscal year-end. Unfortunately, the client and I trusted everything that the agency told us, so for some miraculous reason, nothing “wrong” reared it’s head during the interviews. In a nutshell, the agency overstated my capabilities to their client, and the agency overstated their client’s willingness to train me. Their CEO and President called me and told me that they are upset that they lost their commission since I didn't get past the 3-month mark. These "business" people sure like to talk tough on the phone, but face-face, I'll make them shit their pants.
And yes, I’ve been through all of the agencies; Robert Half, Accounting Advantage, Butt-Fuck Recruiting, etc… You name it, I’ve been through it. Most of them have gotten me interviews for roles that I would have no business being in. But then again, their primary interest IS to earn money at all other costs…..silly me.
My asshole family, who always resented the fact that I lived the somewhat-comfortable/high life a bit, told me that my education and experience are now worth nothing, and that I have to start from scratch again at a minimum wage job. Going from $28/hr to $8/hr? I don’t fucking think so. They’ve “Oh well, that’s life”… well not my fucking life baby. But, I should mention that I have even flipped burgers at a friend’s restaurant in order to make it look like I’m doing the “right thing”, and in order to keep busy. A few geniuses along the way have told me that I’m unemployable, but I’m guessing that Paris Hilton is a fucking Mensa compared to these people.
Also, my credit-rating has caused me to lose a few opportunities. More and more companies are doing credit checks, because they are under the delusion that net-worth/cash-flow management is an indication of job-performance. I come from a middle-class background, and I’ve run circles around people who come from a rich background. As I said, I’ve been forced to walk down my financial path…I’ve been living on liquidated credit-cards. My indebtedness has now reached bankruptcy-level, and creditors have been leaving a least a dozen phone messages on my answering machine on a daily basis. Several collection agencies have already sent threatening letters. I actually look forward going to court and explain how I’ve been ass-raped of everything. I will be going bankruptcy in the future, so none of that shit matters. Even the CIBC National Student Centre has called my student loans, and the Government will be chasing me down to collect. I have no income to be taken away, no assets to be seized, and untraceable/freezable cash. Until I get a job, I hold all of the cards, so speak. I have nothing to fucking loose except my health and freedom….we’ll see who blinks first, and who has the biggest balls.
Back to my original question (and thread title); what kind of connections/friends do I need to obtain in order to get back my semi-lucrative accounting career back, since working hard/smart apparently means nothing? Better yet, what the fuck do I have to do to start earning six-digit figures? There’s gotta be money on Bay Street….I know that…..I’ve seen it!
I know that this forum is used by a lot of the “Bay-Street Set”, so I’m hoping for some intelligent answers/explanations, since I’m at my fucking end with this.
Yes, yes…. I know that attitude, mindset, and perspective have a lot to with my overall. I am generally a hard-working, optimistic individual, but how many fucking times to do I have to be kicked in the balls and pretend to like it? I’m expecting a lot of criticism for my thread, but I don’t give a fuck anymore.
Sincere Thanks and Cheers
I’m in my mid-thirties, single, fairly-well educated (mid-level CGA), and I obtained a decent-level of work experience (Corporate Banking Manager of a $6 billion company). I managed to climb the ladder because of a combination of smart and hard work, as opposed to being a conniving, sniveling, politician.
Then, a few years ago it all came to a screaming halt. I was laid-off and was told that my position was been eliminated, and yet, it was resurrected with a new employee. I found this out through a friend who worked at that company, since everybody else kept it hidden from me. I tried asking my then-connections in the banking/Bay-Street sector to help me out, but no luck there. I’ve been unemployed for quite sometime, and in spite of my best efforts, I cannot seem to get a job…..any level of job. I’ve heard every excuse in the book as to why I have not been hired:
“You are over-qualified”
“You are under-qualified”
“Your line of experience is too specialized for our company”
“You would not be a good fit” (or in other words we don’t like you personally, or the way you look)
“We decided to go with an internal candidate”
“Your long-term goals are too ambitious, we are looking for someone with middling aspirations”
“After a long-discussion with our senior accounting staff, we feel that this company is slightly too big considering the level of experience that you have. You almost made it”
Now, before the sanctimonious nay-sayers start chewing me out by saying “there is no excuse to be unemployed”, let me say this: if you that ignorant, then you should easily be able get me a job in your company. It is a TWO-WAY street….if there is no excuse why I shouldn’t be working, then there is NO EXCUSE for someone not hiring me.
I did manage to get a Financial Analyst role in a company a while back for a few months through an agency. The agency misrepresented me to their client, and vice-verse, without either of our knowledge, and it blew-up during their fiscal year-end. Unfortunately, the client and I trusted everything that the agency told us, so for some miraculous reason, nothing “wrong” reared it’s head during the interviews. In a nutshell, the agency overstated my capabilities to their client, and the agency overstated their client’s willingness to train me. Their CEO and President called me and told me that they are upset that they lost their commission since I didn't get past the 3-month mark. These "business" people sure like to talk tough on the phone, but face-face, I'll make them shit their pants.
And yes, I’ve been through all of the agencies; Robert Half, Accounting Advantage, Butt-Fuck Recruiting, etc… You name it, I’ve been through it. Most of them have gotten me interviews for roles that I would have no business being in. But then again, their primary interest IS to earn money at all other costs…..silly me.
My asshole family, who always resented the fact that I lived the somewhat-comfortable/high life a bit, told me that my education and experience are now worth nothing, and that I have to start from scratch again at a minimum wage job. Going from $28/hr to $8/hr? I don’t fucking think so. They’ve “Oh well, that’s life”… well not my fucking life baby. But, I should mention that I have even flipped burgers at a friend’s restaurant in order to make it look like I’m doing the “right thing”, and in order to keep busy. A few geniuses along the way have told me that I’m unemployable, but I’m guessing that Paris Hilton is a fucking Mensa compared to these people.
Also, my credit-rating has caused me to lose a few opportunities. More and more companies are doing credit checks, because they are under the delusion that net-worth/cash-flow management is an indication of job-performance. I come from a middle-class background, and I’ve run circles around people who come from a rich background. As I said, I’ve been forced to walk down my financial path…I’ve been living on liquidated credit-cards. My indebtedness has now reached bankruptcy-level, and creditors have been leaving a least a dozen phone messages on my answering machine on a daily basis. Several collection agencies have already sent threatening letters. I actually look forward going to court and explain how I’ve been ass-raped of everything. I will be going bankruptcy in the future, so none of that shit matters. Even the CIBC National Student Centre has called my student loans, and the Government will be chasing me down to collect. I have no income to be taken away, no assets to be seized, and untraceable/freezable cash. Until I get a job, I hold all of the cards, so speak. I have nothing to fucking loose except my health and freedom….we’ll see who blinks first, and who has the biggest balls.
Back to my original question (and thread title); what kind of connections/friends do I need to obtain in order to get back my semi-lucrative accounting career back, since working hard/smart apparently means nothing? Better yet, what the fuck do I have to do to start earning six-digit figures? There’s gotta be money on Bay Street….I know that…..I’ve seen it!
I know that this forum is used by a lot of the “Bay-Street Set”, so I’m hoping for some intelligent answers/explanations, since I’m at my fucking end with this.
Yes, yes…. I know that attitude, mindset, and perspective have a lot to with my overall. I am generally a hard-working, optimistic individual, but how many fucking times to do I have to be kicked in the balls and pretend to like it? I’m expecting a lot of criticism for my thread, but I don’t give a fuck anymore.
Sincere Thanks and Cheers