Smart Ass Answer

[toughb]

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see
your ticket, not your stub."

 

[PurpleMonkey]

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see
your ticket, not your stub." His reply was, "Where can I enter?"

 

[LancsLad]

I just like First Class because you get the Head Stewardess.

 

[3Tees]

I just like First Class because you get the Head Stewardess.

Move-up any further, and you get the Cockpit! YIKES

 

[LancsLad]

Move-up any further, and you get the Cockpit! YIKES

With more female pilots everyday the PC description of that space is now " Snug Harbour"