Small town living

[Birf]

My job has me in a relatively small town. Motel living is nice because I love being 6 steps from my vehicle. I'm a 2 minute walk to the dollar store and 5 minutes to Walmart. No traffic or paid parking. Also 5 minute walk to the downtown for any restaurants. Rarely put gas in my vehicle. Restaurants leave all their patio furniture out all summer unchained.

There are some junkies as mcdonalds has to lock their washrooms but never hear too many sirens.

 

[Intrinsic]

Do not reveal where you are because THEY WILL COME.

 

[xix]

This a very small town with Walmart?

 

[JohnAMacdongnot]

5 minute walk to the downtown for any restaurants, but you'll run out of restaurants to try after a month putting everything on company's tab.

Is there a movie theater even?

How about events like concerts and festivals?

Have to drive 2 hours into the city to see any lady?

Any jobs if you aren't supporting your current company?

You'll get bored to death after a month. Trust me.

 

[The Oracle]

Mayberry? You got to check out the local hangout at Floyd's Barbershop.